OH MY GOD THERES A FUCKING HUUUUGGGE SPIDER ON MY FLOOR BY THE DOOR AND ITS NOT MOVING NOW...I'MMA CRY
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ok so I screamed the 'f' word a lot cried, hid on the couch as it went under my desk...plugged in the hoover and quickly ran it under the desk...sat...and it ran out from under my feet *dies* I screamed a few more F words...I think the exact words were 'holy fucking shit fuck fucker'...it went to the hoover which was unplugged so I sprayed some deoderant in its direction and it went behind the hoover...or under or...something so I sprayspraysprayed the hoover and it now stinks...I'm hoping its dead, but I dun wanna look in case it moves...or sees me...or attacks me...or kills me dead....or plots to kill me dead...nothing should have so many damed legs! it was the size of a 4 year old's fist...


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