Okay, I'm a big loser who thrives on the sharing of mundane and trivial information. Our statuses have been removed (right? *doublechecks*) and wtf, I want to post random stuff no one cares about somewhere. This way, you can too. If you want. Or don't, whatever. >.>
Soooo... Start with your username, then is. Many of us hate the 'is', since it can make your simple sentences seem strangely formed, but it's tradition.
Example, and current status:
Sophistikit is.... eating two burgers to make up for the one a vegetarian wouldn't eat.