1. The less clothes a character wears, the stronger they are.
2. Heroes and heroines suddenly gain the ability to wield weapons two times their own body weight (and still keep a scrawny physique)!
3. If there’s a love triangle, the girl will never end up with the guy she initially likes.
4. If you have a long lost brother or father, chances are they’re the bad guy.
5. Death is of no consequence, they’ll be back in twenty episodes.
6. Band aids fix everything. Period.
7. There’s always someone stronger.
8. Angst characters always get fangirls, no matter how annoying they may be.
9. If the character is from a rich family, the character’s parents are immediately assholes.
10. Just when the time is right, the love interest will get amnesia (through an unforeseen accident) and forget about you. Tough luck.
11. The heroine always goes for the most popular guy in school, and gets him.
12. Just by cutting your hair, you girls, too, can look just like a boy and no one will ever know!
13. In a fantasy environment, the main character will more than likely have no parents.
14. PSSH, who cares if you’re as old as my daughter? I trust you to save the world!
15. Glasses = incredibly smart.
16. "I’ve only met you once... Hell, I don’t even know your name, but I think you look like a nice guy to date!"
17. Stalking is always acceptable in the name of love!
18. And now, for a limited time, you can buy your very bottle of aqua blue hair dye! Just $19.99 plus shipping and handling!
19. A character can have a giant hole in their stomach and still move around like he just got scratched.
20. Cream + Maid outfits = Maids serving cake. What were you thinking?
21. The shorter a character is, the more they feel the need to compensate with a loud voice.
22. Men are and will always be perverts. ‘Nuff said.
23. Women will never get pregnant, no matter how many times they’ve done it.
24. Man-whores = A-Okay! Sluts = Eww….
25. "…?!" Is now a form of dialogue!
26. Everyone, and their mothers, have a sixth sense.
27. The hero will always choose to save
one person rather than save the
whole world, which in the end could possibly kill them both anyways.
28. If the ending sucks, no problem! We’ll just make a movie that makes you even more confused!
29. A prototype Mecha built by an ancient civilization is more advanced and powerful than state of the art weaponry.
30.
The anime body holds over 9 gallons of blood. This has been proven false. The anime body holds 12 gallons of blood under extreme concentration.
31. Usually, Anime bodies are under extremely high pressure. A small cut could result in a red river.
32. There will
always be lesser enemies to fight the hero. Even if they only need to stare at the enemies to kill them.
Originally Posted by Dave
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