League of Super Assassins (ooc)

[Slithas]

sorry, I clicked add too early before I'd finished filling it in :P
edited now

[TopHat]

Ah excellent. Accepted.

[Anarchangel]

So are we just waiting for Jes and Rodney or should we wait for some more?

[TopHat]

Well, I was going to wait for Jes before putting a thread up.

[Anarchangel]

Yeah I know that. We don't want to start without him. I was just wondering if you wanted to get some other players first.

[TopHat]

Well, if any other people were to join in the meantime, that'd be great.

[JesterTheGreat]

Erm... Rodney's currently having a bit of an indentity crisis... *cough cough* Not only is his bio long... but I'm also having trouble settling on which identity to use for the league xD

[TopHat]

S'all good with me Jes. Alot ofwork to be done, I understand.

[JesterTheGreat]

Ok... here we go - sorry about the delay. I decided to go with the Deathwatch version of Rodney - he just seemed like the most fun. Don't worry though - some of his other personalities will probably make appearaces!

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Name: Rodney Conrad (Central Personality; real name unknown)

Alter Ego: Deathwatch (Current Dominate Personality/Submitted Ego)

Age: Undeterminable. Appears middle-aged and greying, but extremely healthy

Gender: Male

Powers: Prime Specimen - Rodney is at the peak of human potential in every aspect; beyond it in some. His strength and speed are at the absolute maximum possible for a human of his size - possibly more so. His agility, flexibility, and reflexes are approaching superhuman, and his five senses are enchanced to a point which gives him perception and awareness of his surroundings that borders on precognition.
Uncanny Health - Rodney is perpetually healthy, able to fight off sickness and disease with flawless efficiency. He is rarely - if ever - fatigued and possess exceptional stamina and durability. He is resistant to most toxins and ingested hazards, including alcohol and various venoms.
Minor Healing Factor - Rodney can recover from damage and regenerate tissues faster than normal humans. With the exception of decapitation, there is no extent of damage Rodney cannot recover from given time. The rapid regeneration of his cells makes the adverse effects of aging almost nonexistent.
Supersanity - Rodney has no definite personality, able to literally reinvent himself to suit his current needs or whims. This chaotic mental flux gives him a perception of reality that deviates from the norms of both sanity and insanity. He percieves himself - along with the very universe surrounding him - to be fictional, to the point of delusions and hallucinations. He fuctions at different levels of consciousness, often simultaneously.

Skills: Master Assassin - Rodney is intimately familiar with the human body - how to manipulate, damage, and destroy it. He is a master of several styles of martial arts, as well as proficient in a vast arsenal of weapons. He generally prefers swords, blades, and other melee weapons, but he can easily use guns and rifles and is an expert marksman.
Disguise - Rodney is a master of disguise and infiltration. His acting skills are flawless, and he is a rather effective manipulator.
Technical Inclination - Always rather tech-savvy, Rondey knows how to operate various machines and computers, and is a capable hacker.

Background: Rodney's past is, in a word, labrythian - a hopelessly tangled web of past lives, alter egos, fictional personas, and discarded names. His history braches off in a thousand twisted paths, most leading to dead ends or circling back onto themselves. Anyone attempting to trace him, to place some kind of definite identity on him, or find his origin, would become so maddeningly lost in his plethora of "dead lives" that they would only become more hopelessly confused - more questions being raised than answers. Even Rodney himself cannot exactly remember his origins - his original personality has long since deteriorated, lost, torn apart, and replaced. Instead, Rodney has a multifold background - a collection of memory fragments of the histories of his existing personalities.
The ego known to the world as Deathwatch - affectionately dubbing himself the "Spandex Ninja" - is a criminally insane master mercenary known for his bizzare, erratic behavior and eccentricities. Despite his... unusual... demeanor, Deathwatch is undeniably skilled - he has never failed a mission. The only time he has ever let his mark(s) get away is when he was facing the superhero group known as the Crusaders, though Rodney considers this event non-canonical.

When Deathwatch - or Will Wadeson, as he occasionally calls himself - heard about the League, he submitted his character shee- erm... resume - a thirty-four page dossier entailing his skills and numerous successes - complete with graphic drawings - as well as the following cover letter:

Howdy, fellow super assassins:

Name's Deathwatch - aka, the Spandex Ninja. If ya'll haven't noticed, I'm totally awesome. And I want in on your little swah-rey. The little white boxes floating around my head tell me that it'd be a great opportunity to hook up with ya'll, and effin' good fun at that.

I like killing people, and I'm pretty damn good at it. I have skills in dismemberment, decapitation, disembowelment, slice-and-dicing, shake-and-baking, minor exorcism, espionage, interrogation, agressive diplomacy, and sock puppetry. I also make mean macaroni pie, if any of ya'll are interested.

If ya'll want to contact me, don't bother. Cell phones give you cancer, phone booths make me claustrophobic, and I just can't handle letter openers unless I'm shoving it through someone's throat. If ya'll're lookin' to recruit me, don't worry - I'll come to you. And if ya'll ain't lookin', don't worry - I'll come to you anyway.

Also - I am not a Deadpool knockoff.

Adios, compadres - I'll be in touch.

~ With love, Deathwatch <3 ~

Appearance: See links - Includes masked and unmasked versions.

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[TopHat]

Will Wadeson? Oh man that's hilarious, accepted man.