"I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King
"Madness, as you know, is just like gravity; all you need is a little push!" - The Joker, The Dark Knight
"Destruction is NICE!" - Zim
"You must understand that a mistake is a gift. So you brush it away and achieve it in another way." - Gary Busey
""This is the home base, and when we fly out like little drones, we're camping." - Also Gary Busey
"Due to budget cuts, they've redefined what constitutes as insanity! Guess who squeaked by?" - Dale Gribble
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would an eighty-pound carrot." - Paul Ruben
"You offend reason, sir. I should like to offend it with you!" - John, Peter Pan
"Wait, Master! It might be dangerous... You go first." - Igor, Young Frankenstein
"Isn't this a strange converstation to be had between men who aren't crazy?" - Renfield, Dracula