It's the end of the world as we know it...

[Karnee]

Ladies and Gents I would formally like to invite you to the beginning of the end.



Yes, Armageddon is here or close enough. Be it global warming or an economical crisis. The world as we know it is pretty fucked.

So I thought seeing as Armageddon is about to start but no one can figure out what will cause it, I'd create this thread.

1. Post what will cause the end of the world or humanity.

2. How it happened.

I'll start.

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1. All men died out.

2. Huge lack of win at the Men vs Women thread. D:

[Azarthes]

It's simple Karnee.

Ultimate523 will regain his former power and purge this world of lesser life, letting the few beings that don't upset our equilibrium flourish.

He will pass the third trial of power.

Inb4 zombie apocalypse

[PaladinFoster]

1. Nuclear Annihilation

2. Oil runs short, nations compete for better prices. As the tension rises, war emerges. China, the world's newest super-power, invades Alaska so they can get the last true oil fields on Earth. America responds in turn by kicking the Chinese out of Alaska, then launching a counter-invasion. Desperate, the Chinese launch every nuke they have at America. Russia, seizing the opportunity, send their own nukes. America retaliates, and their allies in the UK and Australia join in the nuclear exchange. In am matter of 3 hours, much of North America, China, Russia, the UK, and Australia are reduced to smoldering ruins bathed in the glow of radiation. The huge amounts of smoke and debris flung into the air by the bombs plunges the world into a twilight that lasts months, with radioactive rain, sleet, and snow soaking the lands that managed to escape a direct hit.

[Hank]

1. Nuclear Annihilation

2. Oil runs short, nations compete for better prices. As the tension rises, war emerges. China, the world's newest super-power, invades Alaska so they can get the last true oil fields on Earth. America responds in turn by kicking the Chinese out of Alaska, then launching a counter-invasion. Desperate, the Chinese launch every nuke they have at America. Russia, seizing the opportunity, send their own nukes. America retaliates, and their allies in the UK and Australia join in the nuclear exchange. In am matter of 3 hours, much of North America, China, Russia, the UK, and Australia are reduced to smoldering ruins bathed in the glow of radiation. The huge amounts of smoke and debris flung into the air by the bombs plunges the world into a twilight that lasts months, with radioactive rain, sleet, and snow soaking the lands that managed to escape a direct hit.

lol fallout

[PaladinFoster]

Really? Nah....

[Ze Rifleman]

Let's hope Baba Vanga's prophecies aren't true. If they are, a World War begins around these months.

The woman knew Kursk and 9/11.

[Wolfee]

We have another Ice Age we're do for one ya know that or global warming melts the ice caps and increases the oceans volume and floods a bunch of islands and all coastal communities

[PaladinFoster]

There isn't enough tension for a WW3 right now, at least not yet...Besides, most prophecies are bullshit that looks right in hindsight anyway.

[Memory]

1) Banning M rated video games for children in california

2).........

[Karnee]

It's simple Karnee.

Ultimate523 will regain his former power and purge this world of lesser life, letting the few beings that don't upset our equilibrium flourish.

He will pass the third trial of power.

Inb4 zombie apocalypse

Will never happen while I'm still here. I know the prophecy as well!

I think Seals.

Our love of them will be out undoing! They are biding their time, I swear!

Do your part go club a baby seal.