It's the end of the world as we know it...

[PaladinFoster]

1. The Sun goes Super-Nova

2. In 2055, Albert Einstein is cloned, and his memories retrieved from his preserved brain. Given a second chance at life, he continues his work at his "Theory of Everything". In his first life, he never finished the theory, which he thought would be a solution to the obvious flaws in his Theory of General Relativity. Sadly, he died with a pencil and paper in hand, still working on the theory. Now, since his resurrection, he proceed with the theory. To prove his theory, he builds an artificial ring around the Sun, which he plans to use as a place to accelerate a train to the speed of light using energy from the Sun. Unfortunately, on his third run, Einstein divides the square root of 42 times pi by zero while traveling at near-lightspeed. The resulting Super-Nova of the Sun obliterates the solar system in a matter of 6 minutes.

[Karnee]

Baby seals are the cause for all man failures! Never forget this, especially while you club them.

That said.

1. The world is driven mad by sound so awful it the very walls of sanity crumble.

2. Justin Bieber. IT HAZ BEGUN!!!