Posts that Were Not Meant to Be

[Rocketman]

This is the part where I struggle trying to comprehend what 'it' is, being completely oblivious to whatever subliminal and unintended message was learned from my post, but respond anyway because of a deep personal longing for any form of social contact, right?

In which case, any prior hope of a rapport being between us will slowly fade away as my ignorance becomes evident, as well as my lack of substantial character. You begin to suspect it at first, only for your suspicions to be confirmed with each coming VM. This leaves you with two options. You either abandon me at that moment, leaving me in a fit of a paranoia and despair as a list of mostly infeasible but occasionally truthful reasons form in my mind. I never work up the courage to message you again, out of fear for rejection. With time though, we both forgot that this ever happened, though we avoid quoting or referring to one another in the forum from that point on.

However, you could always take the high road, humouring me out of either pity or in a desperate effort to uncover any interesting qualities that I may possess, though this will ultimately prove to be in vain. Each time you force yourself to respond feels more like a chore than something enjoyable, and each message sent lifts the weight of responsibility from your shoulders, but leaves you dreading my reply. In the end, you realise that the cycle will never be broken as long as we both draw breath and are connected to the internet; you, out of a sense of obligation and I, out of loneliness due to my social ineptitude, will continue to message each other till death do us part. You realise that there is only one solution. And with your untimely demise, so ends our exchange. The length of this hypothetical exchange, as well as the emotional investment on my end, would determine how upset I would be when I no longer receive any more messages from you. If you slogged it to the end like a true soldier, who knows, I may well join you in taking my life.

[Dex]

Why does everyone come to me talking about their exes? Why? What have I ever done to you people?

[Dayne Grabstein]

Hey Dex... I have this trouble you see. And well. It's um. Personal. Very personal. She's always attached to my hip you see... I can't get her to go away. She's just. Always there... could you, peel this sock off?

And still on topic of posts that weren't mean to be.

[Dudel]

Dear god you're retarded.

Sorry, that was harsh... let me try again.

Dear god you're retarded.

Good enough.

[NatsumeHack]

Jane get in the car it's a lion!
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no!
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YES!

[Dex]

Are you cross eyed?

[Giannine]

I can't tell if you're screwing with me or not, but your life sounds annoying.

[Dex]

You are annoying as shit and so unfunny it hurts, kill yourself, please.

[Dex]

Lol, bitter female detected.

[Dex]

You are pretty fucking fat though, it's gross =/