Good bye

[Cpt Toellner]

At last, the time has come for me to depart this place, I always make true my promises, and unlike HJW, Foxes, British, RocketMan, and PaladinFoster, I actually intend to make true of my promises to leave. I plan to leave at midnight Central Time. These last two hours will be full of my shenanigans and fun, enjoy it while it lasts.

Many of you may want to know why I am leaving at such a time. The answer I give you is simple: real life is currently catching up with me, I am currently facing a tide of problems heading my way too big for me to fight with my mind elsewhere. I must focus on my own goals, I love this site too much to effectively resist it's lure, I cannot afford to waste more precious time. I must sacrifice some things to finish this battle, I must say goodbye.

I don't intend to leave forever, I may be gone for 3 months, I may be gone for three years, I can not tell from where I stand. I do know that I will return to a changed RPG, many of my old friends are gone, replaced with the new. Death and rebirth. The old rule is gone, we must accept this and allow a new wave of bright personalities to take the place of us juggernauts that once ruled the spam section.

Why do I post this sad thread in the center of Spam and not the lounge? Because this is where I began, this is where I rose to power and this is where I will lay to rest. I remember the Mimes, the Kingdom of Spam, reign of Ultimate and Zoec, the threat of Cheshire, and the wrath of Code Guru. Many stores are to be told, and many will be written as the years ahead.

I take this time to give my final messages to those I love, hate, and respect. Many of these people will never read this, but I can only hope.

I honestly don't know why you are in my friend list, any interaction we had in the past is beyond my memories. I only hear echoes of you, and I wish you happy times.

Again, you showed up in my friend list for unknown reasons, enjoy your 5 seconds of fame.

We exist together in spam, that all I have to say. No pain nor joy presents me when I see your name.

Girl, you are damn fine! Possible one of the few people here I would ever consider befriending on facebook. Keep being yourself, there is nothing wrong with you and I hope you realize how great of a person you are.

The dark prince of Spam, may you always be enlightened and guarded by the Statues (yes I still have the picture). We where always around for the good times and the bad, I will remember you and always know that you secretly control this entire guild through the use of puppets.

semiMenipucroPehtnioj!

So much potential...where the hell did you go? You where my most valuable legionnaire before Dex swept me off my feet. Please know you will always carry the wings of the Legion on your back.

It's a shame you changed your signature and avatar, I liked your old one. You where a good friend back in my role playing days, seems you have changed in the present...pity.

Seriously, how do I know you?

You may have a fan group already, but I am your #1, is only you where 4 years older....

I proudly proclaim you the Queen of .GIF

Just a small town girl...

I will forever remember our magical victory over The Doctor's ignorance, despite our differences, we make a good team. Stay thirsty my friend.

Tits express FTW, if I ever find my way to California, I will most likely rape you for srz.

I love you Bun Bun.

I have only one thing to say to my greatest advisary:
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I think you look down on me and always will, but I also beg you to see other people with more then your eyes. You are a great person, but greatness does not always promise understanding.

I can only take this time to formally accept you as my opposing rival during the rebellion. You have much to learn young grasshopper, I wish you a happy life. And you may stay my friend on Facebook only to tell the guild if I die or something.

A person once tried to get you down, I defended you because I like you, you have potential. Had you spent more time in the Off Topic I would have made you my apprentice. Stay strong and true! Hooah!

Legionaries to the End! Dex, you are now in command, make me proud! The reins of the N00b Army are yours.
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Make me proud.

You got banned before I ever had a meaningful conversation with you...meh.

Of all the radical, ignorant, right side freaks on this guild, you are my favorite. Pound it you god modding bastard.

You are one of the many tragedies of life, you are a hot girl who chose the path of the lesbians. Enjoy your life in the military, and always make the Legion proud.

I always had a thing for European girls, you are no exception. Your original brand of humor does not go unnoticed, stay strong!

You once said you would want to meet me in real life, that may be odd, but lets not keep it out of our minds. See ya.

The closest person to me on this site, I may have seen you once in real life without either of us knowing, and we may meet again. Here is to hope.

Dear Foxes,

The A-Team, that is all.

Sincerely, Toellner.

I got some, you should too. Your thread about yourself brought you down in my book, but I leave no man behind. Ride the Legion to greatness my friend.

Our onlinbe relationship will always be a mystery, but I hope to meet you one day on XBL, we can pwn the galaxy together.

I will always know you as the original Guru, and the one who started it all. I imagine you living on top of a mountain somewhere, looking upon us all.

I can't lie, you are my favorite mod, and I will consider you the official caretaker of the Spam Section. Don't let these kids get away with TOO much. The ban hammer is your glory, make them fear you.

You get serious credits for simply knowing that movie, I am afraid I can't open the bay pod doors for you. Sorry.


Daisy....daisy....

Beside you being awesome, I have nothing else to say.

Oh my sexually suggestive friend, how I hope to see your boobs one day.

You seemed to ninja your way upon my friend list, but you seems sweet. Meh.

No matter what The Docter says, you will always be my puppy. If I ever make my way to Alaska, I promise to spar with you, tell York I say hi.

Again I say: Meh.

I am so sorry we had our little argument at one time, I was too much of a jerk to you and I am sorry. I hope you can fully forgive me, you where always my good friend.

You are not immune to my hypnobeam. (that's right motherfucker, I read your VMs!

Carry on, keep being awesome and such.

Commie slime, what are doing in my friend list?

You never truly accept quite how great you are. I hope you stop living in the shadows of others and rise to your own height. You are a great person, and I wish you felt the same for me. But I cannot change you or your choices in life. Just keep on chugging along babe, and keep wearing those sexy socks.

What started out as respect slowly diminished to shame, grow up man, and stay off drugs. It may seem right now, but you will regret it down the line.

The first time I saw you I hated your guts, you slowly stole my respect. I hear you turned your life around slightly, I hope it was worth it. I have much to learn from people like you.

My frist friend, my first GM. Oh how much I have changed and surpassed you. Makes you think...

I think you should seriously consider a career in modeling, and BTW: YOU HAVE HUGE FUCKING EYES!

You are easily the most classy member here (and the best god-modder I have ever seen), a little to much like Artemus Fowl for your own good. Stay out of trouble and try to take over the world after I am done with it k?

An early and very unlikely friend, we had our moments. I loved how easily you troll baited people, you are a very clever and very ugly person.

I won you back! and you are forever mine! *Hugs and kisses*

I always wished I could have known you more, you seemed so cool.

Have fun and keep my dear Azarthes warm at night ok?

I always got your back bro.

A good lawyer DOES NOT GET BANNED!...bitch.

You said I never had a chance, I hope you lied. If you ever get lonely, I will gladly eat your yogurt.

WTF? no seriously...WTF?

Our time was short, and our rule was small, but of all my partners, allies and comrades, you where my best lieutenant.

Seriously, get a haircut.

My RPG brother, I will remember you.

So puzzling, I can't think of anything to say.

You where one of the people I added upon you joining the site, I am gald to see you develop as a member of this community. HOOAH.

Who are you dude?

You are one of the funniest members on this site, and you know it. But your new sig and avatar suck serious ass. Yet I know you look down on me, and for that, I spit on your grave.

Your existence was an insult. Seven inches? right....

I like you, I don't know why...but I do.

We where what never was...

Nice username.

Keep my N00bs out of harm, my well respected NCOIC, you have many difficult choices in the future, I hope you and Jackie have a good future together.

I have your number too beeotch!

I never knew you well, but I met Bunnay through you...so yeah...

Forever the true King of England, let us not forget.

Lol

Hooah PFC! Hooah!

...it would never have worked between us darling. I’m sorry.

One of my favortie RPs, never brought to it's full potential..such a shame.

DON'T INVADE ME, BRO

Ah yes cyber-sex...but no you suck at writing.

Grow some balls dude, for real.

You are my favorite gay person, and I hope you always give these idiots here some hell.

WEEABOO!

You don't always have to be the hardass you know? You I will miss very much, but in different ways than the others, if I ever meet you in real life, I will hire you as my personal guard.

Hot...in a nerdy kind of way...

Why the stupid text color? Everything else about you is great...but this...

Lol no.

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And one last one:

Don't always take everything seriously, never base your thoughts of a person off of fiction or the tales of others. Not everyone in the military or the Americans is as the stereo types say, don't let others change you, always think outside the box.

A true general does not hate his enemy, yet respects him. We are more alike then you would like to admit. But if you look at things from my view, the lines between good and evil are blurred. Where do you lie on these lines?

That is all for me, I am packing up now, forever a memory. My legion will guide the Spam section for the next year, this is a time of my legacy. Bask in it. Remember me, tell others my story, build a statue, ect...

I leave now, but a great man once said:

"I shall return!"

And he did.

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[Foxes]

I'll remember you fondly.

[Scrapper]

Pfft? No last words for me? The other medic? :P

No worries. You'll be back.

[Memory]

Holy shit... He's leaving! I don't even get to lead the legion -I know, impossible-

I will miss you Cpt!

-Salute-

[Woodfin]

I am surprised I didn't get anything, no nothing good I mean more like a "I hate you so much." Type thing but I guess I am just that forgettable.....

[Faeryx]

Well, Toellner, I must say, I will miss you.

[Memory]

You had to be on his friends list.. I think

[Genkai]

Again no one says goodbye to me. Well that's good. I guess.

[Woodfin]

Again no one says goodbye to me. Well that's good. I guess.

Same thing with me... are we that forgettable?

[Memory]

No, your that despicable.