Reply With QuoteOr any of the other Steyrs and Glock.Originally Posted by Ze Rifleman
Ah, the good old Steyr AUG...
Or any of the other Steyrs and Glock.
Steyr AUG..Ahhh..Love it. <3
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Doesn't beat mine sadly.
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At first, like most other European nations, Russia was a bunch of different tribes that really, really fucking disliked one another. Then one day, as the annals of history tell it, some douche bag decided to make a country. This was fine and dandy, they even made a bigger one a little bit later. Then, those Mongolian sluts that rode horse around took it the fuck over. When I say the fuck over, I mean THE FUCK OVER. The dinky little baby Russia had no actual fighting force and the Mongols, lets admit, were the single most bad ass mother fuckers before the 14th century. Even more badass than the Romans who thought they were cool, but in actually, no one even tried to fight the Romans, other than the Scots (Picts, if it tickles you pink Squee.) and the Northern German tribes. Anyway, The Mongols ruled Russia for a long fucking time. Then they decided Russia wasn't worth a damn anymore and left. Once they left though, Russia was left looking around at the rest of Europe like "Lolwut?" You see, the Mongols never really did care about Russia except for the money and the bitches (Which led to some interesting looking Russo-Mongolian chittluns.) So Russia was still kind of in the Dark Ages and the rest of Europe was more on the path of "INDUSTRIALIZATION BITCHES!" They even had signs that said it. Russia went back to the old kings and queens and feudalism shit, which made them look pretty stupid. During this time though, Russia really began to earn a total bad ass rep, due to the Cossacks. You see, Russia was seriously cracking down on those nomad bitches that inhabited the plains of Siberia, and the Cossacks were like American cowboys. Except, nearly three times more badass, and they didn't prance around saying "This town ain't big enough for the two of us." Then spitting on the ground and having a gun duel. Oh no, the Cossacks ran in on their horses shouted at the top of their lungs "IT'S TIME TO CRACKDOWN ON YOU BITCHES!" Then killed, raped, burned, looted, burned, raped, killed, annihilated everything. Following this very complicated processes they built a town. This was great, until some guys decided they needed to get with times and began the Tsarist or Czarist era of Russian history. This era was even better than the last because not only did they continue to expanded, but they gave the independent church the ole ass boot and went back to the Orthodox manner. They also HATED, with a burning passion, nobility. Several times the current Tsar/Czar would decide he had been through enough aristocratic bullshit and killed a fuck load of rich people. Some Tsars were good though and helped Russia, nobody can remember them, but they were there occasionally. Then one Tsar, Peter the Great was pissed to end with having to kill nobles every time they said something retarded, so he declared Russia an Autocratic Empire and finished the nobles off. Then, after Peter some real hardasses took control of Russia and with tricksey politicking and hardcore armies they made Russia EVEN BIGGER. Then bitch-face the great of France thought he would be a wise ass and invade Russia, WRONG MOTHERFUCKING ANSWER BUDDY. Hitler did the same thing, years later, but that will come in a bit. Napoleon 'Bitch-face' Bonaparte got his ass handed to him on a golden platter with a nice engraving and some sauce on the side. After that Russia became a hell hole. Every time a Tsar died and a new one came into place massive reform to place, so Russia got tossed around from one extreme to another like they were in a dryer. It sucked. Then this one cool cat, Vladimir Lenin thought, "I am sick of this shit," and launched a huge rebellion near the end of WW1. Then thing were pretty chill, aside from the massive communist reform. This is when every in Russia decided to simultaneously become a blithering alcoholic and drink vast quantities of Vodka, or Wadka if your feeling special. Then not long after this revolution there was a civil war, which wasn't all that inspiring. Then we have the Soviet Union, which again had massive communist reforms, but overall Russia did become a better place, babies died less and people lived longer. Finally WW2, which Russia managed to stay out of for the most part until Hitler decided "Lawl, Stalin you drunken bastard, kiss my Nazi ass." Then proceed to invade Russia. Once more, WRONG MOTHERFUCKING ANSWER BUDDY. At first Germany did great and kicked the Soviets asses left and right, then at Stalingrad, Stalin got smart "Dees German, dey are very tired, and in need of many zupplies, ve are going to rape them up deir stupid azzez." Stalin then surrounded Stalingrad while the troops in the city fought desperately, then he delivered on his promise, and rammed his armies massive genitals right up the proverbial Nazi ass. Drove them from the country and all the way back to Berlin, then fucked Berlin up and all was done. After this Russia had many disputes with America over who had the bigger penis, because that's what the Cold War was, a dick measuring contest. In the end, the Soviet Union collapsed and Russia began it's "Democracy." Which was nothing but a series of fixed elections, government blunders and cover ups, like Beslan because they didn't know not to fuck with the Checnyans, and political assassinations, and it remains this way today.
This is when every in Russia decided to simultaneously become a blithering alcoholic and drink vast quantities of Vodka, or Wadka if your feeling special.
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Do holland, our history is surprisingly interesting. (Our greatest achievement is not legalizing weed but it is up there ;D)
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K, but do us first. We have Dracula after all.
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Dracula is a myth, made up by a high person, which makes it dutch history, I win.
With the Cadre what you see is what you get.
And some times even a little surprise to keep you sharp he he.
-Alan Rourek, Captain of the Cadre
No, I'm talking about Vlad the Impaler, who, well, drove 12 foot pikes into people's literal asses, and made a garden out of them in his back yard.
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