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01-23-2011 #11
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Squee's body is like a drug, and I want to take in 24/7.

Originally Posted by Hank

Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Yeah. They grow huge too.
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01-23-2011 #12
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I promise to stop making Sex jokes so often, Squee.

I own Woodfin's shit covered Soul.

No, it's not an STD... assholes.

LHON (Lebors hereditary optic neuropathy) is causing damage to the optic nerve in both of my eyes, causing me to become legally blind over a process of fifteen months. I don't want pity or anything, no special treatment either. I use this computer with screenreading software as well as memorizing the keyboard. Furthermore, legally blind and totally blind are two different things. I still have some vision, and the measurements are precisely 20x5000. Which is light perception. I see rough shadows, some light and color... and my peripheral vision is still... decent. Other than that, I've got basically nothing useable. I learn braille and use a white cane... so yeah... for more information on this, just ask and I'll accept your questioning and most likely answer you. This is also the reason I may misspell your username... so if I do that, get over it, pansy.

AyumixxxVampire: My Undercover Lover

Siruya: My Lesbian Wifey.

BelaTalbot: My amazingly hilarious Wife.

Unibroue: The sexiest french canadian on the guild, and the lovely lady that I stalk.

Brooklynn Shouts Out: Awesomely amazing british chick with a sexy accent.

Anime335: Maple Syrup Manipulator.

Miss Squee92: Hot chick that makes me sandwiches.

Firehawk: My Starter Pokemon.

Chip the 3rd: My pet.

Chenzor: My crime fighting robot.

Zephyr116: My Partner in Crime.

Yellow13: My fighter Pilot.

Sarpedon: My god.

Oddysen: My can of Spam.

Viktor: The master of Badassery.

Erode: My Nemesis.

Dragoheart9: My Kung Fu Master.

Spikedafish: My random counterpart.

Woodfin: My bitch.

Genkai: My ultra talented graphic designer and anime buddy.

..To be continued..

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

The broodingness of the Dark Knight is nothing compared to the sexiness of the Blind Superhero.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Don't mess with Dman, he will fuck you up.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Remember when I said that Dman will fuck you up? Well, I lied. His voice alone can kick your ass.

Originally Posted by Gin

I actually agree with dman!!! Wiiiiierd...

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Dman...

What did you put in that drink? And why do I feel like I have reached Heaven?

Originally Posted by vslayer

Because it's you Dman, I'll ride you until your orgasm actually kills you.

Originally Posted by TheMammoth

Do the Mammoth. Brutally show them why they are stupid. That typically shuts them up because they're too busy crying.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I love your thinking.

Originally Posted by TheMammoth

Nope. I talk about my penis all the time. When I'm bored, I talk to it.

Originally Posted by Kitakaze

You made my brain explode. Thankfully it's just pudding, so it can be reassembled just fine.

Originally Posted by anime335

Whoot! Ninjatastic Dylan magic of the Cinnamon bun King!! >;3

Originally Posted by Nixxen

Silly Dman. Braille isn't a language. It's a religion.

Avatar and signature courtesy of the sexiest sexiness the spam sextion has to offer, Bela.
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01-23-2011 #13
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Originally Posted by Woodfin

Don't act like you don't love my annoying stupidness.

It's not that we love you, it's just that you're like a mole. We're annoyed by you, until we get you surgically removed and then something's missing.

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
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01-23-2011 #14
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Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

It's not that we love you, it's just that you're like a mole. We're annoyed by you, until we get you surgically removed and then something's missing.

I'm that thing you need to hate.
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01-23-2011 #15
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Speaking of whores of the spam section, wth happened to ultimate?

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01-23-2011 #16
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Okay, I solemnly swear I will only make sexual jokes on occasion, about Squee anyways.

---------- Post added at 05:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:46 PM ----------

What did happen to ultimate? Anyone check the IRC?

Originally Posted by Hank

Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Yeah. They grow huge too.
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01-23-2011 #17
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O.O dude.

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
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01-23-2011 #18
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Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

I own Woodfin's shit covered Soul.

No, it's not an STD... assholes.

LHON (Lebors hereditary optic neuropathy) is causing damage to the optic nerve in both of my eyes, causing me to become legally blind over a process of fifteen months. I don't want pity or anything, no special treatment either. I use this computer with screenreading software as well as memorizing the keyboard. Furthermore, legally blind and totally blind are two different things. I still have some vision, and the measurements are precisely 20x5000. Which is light perception. I see rough shadows, some light and color... and my peripheral vision is still... decent. Other than that, I've got basically nothing useable. I learn braille and use a white cane... so yeah... for more information on this, just ask and I'll accept your questioning and most likely answer you. This is also the reason I may misspell your username... so if I do that, get over it, pansy.

AyumixxxVampire: My Undercover Lover

Siruya: My Lesbian Wifey.

BelaTalbot: My amazingly hilarious Wife.

Unibroue: The sexiest french canadian on the guild, and the lovely lady that I stalk.

Brooklynn Shouts Out: Awesomely amazing british chick with a sexy accent.

Anime335: Maple Syrup Manipulator.

Miss Squee92: Hot chick that makes me sandwiches.

Firehawk: My Starter Pokemon.

Chip the 3rd: My pet.

Chenzor: My crime fighting robot.

Zephyr116: My Partner in Crime.

Yellow13: My fighter Pilot.

Sarpedon: My god.

Oddysen: My can of Spam.

Viktor: The master of Badassery.

Erode: My Nemesis.

Dragoheart9: My Kung Fu Master.

Spikedafish: My random counterpart.

Woodfin: My bitch.

Genkai: My ultra talented graphic designer and anime buddy.

..To be continued..

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

The broodingness of the Dark Knight is nothing compared to the sexiness of the Blind Superhero.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Don't mess with Dman, he will fuck you up.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Remember when I said that Dman will fuck you up? Well, I lied. His voice alone can kick your ass.

Originally Posted by Gin

I actually agree with dman!!! Wiiiiierd...

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Dman...

What did you put in that drink? And why do I feel like I have reached Heaven?

Originally Posted by vslayer

Because it's you Dman, I'll ride you until your orgasm actually kills you.

Originally Posted by TheMammoth

Do the Mammoth. Brutally show them why they are stupid. That typically shuts them up because they're too busy crying.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I love your thinking.

Originally Posted by TheMammoth

Nope. I talk about my penis all the time. When I'm bored, I talk to it.

Originally Posted by Kitakaze

You made my brain explode. Thankfully it's just pudding, so it can be reassembled just fine.

Originally Posted by anime335

Whoot! Ninjatastic Dylan magic of the Cinnamon bun King!! >;3

Originally Posted by Nixxen

Silly Dman. Braille isn't a language. It's a religion.

Avatar and signature courtesy of the sexiest sexiness the spam sextion has to offer, Bela.
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01-23-2011 #19
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Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

What did happen to ultimate? Anyone check the IRC?

Don't care.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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