Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people at first seem bright until you hear what they have to say.
“It may seem a silly reason to go to war, but put it in modern terms. Imagine if Michelle Obama ran off with Kim Jong Il. That would be….God that would be so weird…” – rycitycentral‘s Literature as Art professor on the Torjan War
"Sex with Mona Sax was like sex with a sax; painful and cold, and seemed more like the dark monologue of a video game. You pound away and pound away, only to have to start over from the beginning again, and never reach the desired end." Max Payne monologue parody.
Because people I now have more than one awesome sig I will have to rotate them, as I just have to use them all. Y'all have put so much effort into them that I cannot allow that effort to go to waste. Thanks guys, y'all are wonderful.
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