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    Your mother's GF vslayer's Avatar
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    Mr.Blue sky

    Dear Summer,

    I miss you. It would mean the world to me if Winter would kindly fuck off. Don't you think we've seen enough of its cold and icy face? Mr.Blue sky, please tell us why...wait, isn't this a song?

    Shit. I hate having to have to fuck prostitutes in my car instead of against a dirty wall in a creepy back alley. Highly inconvenient.

    That is all.

    EDIT: Do you think hookers would accept Canadian Tire money?
    Last edited by vslayer; 02-04-2011 at 05:45 AM.




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    ♡Deviant Dreamer♡ Tempest's Avatar
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    1. come to Kansas, we still have blue skies

    2. I know! It's just impossible to get the upholstery clean after that.

    3. you can still do it outside if you -really- want! You can turn her into a sled on all the ice and snow, ya know? xD
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    Your mother's GF vslayer's Avatar
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    1. I would feel emotionally conflicted about calling myself an American.

    2. Ho-Juice is like skunk stink, you have to wash that stuff with tomato juice.

    3. You just resolved my life's problems.




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    Hey there, Mr. Blue, we're so pleased to be with you, look around see whatcha do, everybody smiles at you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hank View Post
    Ace is the best storyteller I've ever met in my entire life. Come listen.



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    I miss it something terrible.

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    Dear Winter,

    Never leave.

    Love,

    Eddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace of Spades View Post
    Hey there, Mr. Blue, we're so pleased to be with you, look around see whatcha do, everybody smiles at you!
    *sings with Ace in unison 'cause we're just that cool*

    Quote Originally Posted by bellamarie1901 View Post
    I miss it something terrible.
    /sadface

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post
    Dear Winter,

    Never leave.

    Love,

    Eddie




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    Zslayer, marry me please.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dman0649 View Post
    Vslayer, marry me please.
    I'm already married, BUT I'll have to check with my wife if she doesn't mind a polygamy arrangement. ;]




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    Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.



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