Originally Posted by BelaTalbot
Reply With QuoteThe sweater is too large, but perhaps it will shrink in the dryer.
Scaphism is your punishment. Good luck!
I'll rip your intestines out of your ass and knit a sweater out of them.
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The sweater is too large, but perhaps it will shrink in the dryer.
Scaphism is your punishment. Good luck!
I shall despose of the vile thing above me in the most humane and civillised manner possible. We're not savages and barbarians here are we now? Just hold still Veritas, it'll make skinning you an awful lot easier, and not to mention less painful.
Hang you upside-down from a tree with razorwire by your pubes over a cauldron of rattlesnakes.
It's onmly a matter of time until your pubes come out.
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That sounds remarkably painful. So much in fact, that I'm going to pretend that you had never said it, and then place your head gently between a sliding door. Then, I shall slam said door repeatedly until your head has been removed from your torso. Afterwards, since I'm sure that wont have killed you, I will then tie your decapitated corpse to a tree to be eaten by Honey Badgers. Enjoy your slow death!
I'll force-feed you with ants eggs, and make sure that it hatch inside you. Then see when you're being turned into a colony, while you;re screaming in agony.
I'll get a horse to fuck your ass, resulting in the rupture of the organs in the lower part of your body,a s well as the horrible, nightmarish pain of anal tissue being torn to pieces before the horse blows it's load inside you.
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That's cruel...Let's see, what about:
I'll give you a drink that was made from all the spiciest thing in the world?
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
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Because it's you Dman, I'll ride you until your orgasm actually kills you.
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