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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinrus View Post
    "I may have herpes, but there's about a 60% chance that it's not congenital. Are you a gambling woman?"
    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaz D View Post
    Should I try to sound blacker?
    Always try for blacker.
    Or say,
    'I'll tap, baby, but I won't pay for the cab fare.'

    They go CRAZY over that one.
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    Damn, I gotta use that one.

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    ...I'm writing this down.
    Until I figure out how to code all of my links properly, this is all you're going to get for a signature. Enjoy!

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    I learned nothing.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilla View Post
    Always try for blacker.
    Or say,
    'I'll tap, baby, but I won't pay for the cab fare.'

    They go CRAZY over that one.
    Would it also help if I re-watch all five series of The Wire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post
    Damn, I gotta use that one.
    Go for it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaz D View Post
    Would it also help if I re-watch all five series of The Wire?
    And watch BET for a week straight.
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    I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

    With my face.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tankdown View Post
    Do women like red heads, or only the other way around?
    The other way around. Ginger males are hella nasty. I don't think I've ever seen an attractive ginger.

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