*climbs feebly onto a bar stool*
Do... do you serve coffee here?
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"teaspoon of surger or cubes?" *puts in two creamers.*
my rp brothers: talonkid13, Chazz,
Originally Posted by SpyroTheDragon
drunken fun is the best kind, you have an excuse for it.
Originally Posted by kingstripe
Lol, your name looks like clitoris
Originally Posted by Bela
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD I WORK TO BURY THIS SHIT HOLE >.> XD
But Clitoris this is NOT your house.
Originally Posted by Bela
OHGOD. Clitoris has returned to The Bar. >.<"
Originally Posted by Bela
Also WHY CLITORIS DO YOU THINK YOU WORK HERE?
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohai Clitoris.
My hands hurt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
You mean my Clitoris joke?
It's one of Clint's nicknames -__-
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Clitoris Clintori, hi! :nervous:
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Same here, Deja, but...
I see clitoris clintlori lurking.
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohhai Clitoris
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Nothing much, clintlori, and you?
I just realised I read your name right for pretty much the first time since I first met you and you exclaimed "THE CLITORIS IS HERE!".
So proud of myself.
Nothing is true.
Everything is permitted.
Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent.
Hide in plain sight.
Never compromise the Brotherhood.
We embrace the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins.
We fight... together... WITH HONOR!
VICTORY TO THE ASSASSINS!
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
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Originally Posted by Ichthys
We ran outta the Bear Grylls Special. You're gonna have to drink your own piss.
Now... That's no slurpie
Now my question to you is
What film is that quoted from?
Last edited by The Charmer; 01-26-2012 at 10:45 PM.
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
"One sugar cube please," says Cressida. "Thanks for the Coffee."
Cressida shakes her head, trying to get ride of the new and unpleasant experience of elephants playing the drum inside her head.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
Your worst nightmares... Or, alternatively, Yorkshire o.O
Posts
11,818
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
lolwut
Tis a pun on Clintori's name =.=
I thought that was obvious, which it was
"This is my escape. I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back.
'Cause I know I can go. Where no-one's ever gone and I'm not looking back.
But how will I know when I get there? And how will I know when to leave?
We've all gotta start from somewhere. It's like that for me!
The possibilities are, never-ending!
I see it! I see it! And now it's all within my reach! (Endless Possibilities!)
I see it! I see it now! It's always been inside of me! (And now I feel so free!)
Endless Possibilities."
R.I.P Derek Anthony Medhurst. Born 06:12AM 01/09/2012 - Died 06:50AM 01/09/2012. May he never be forgotten.
Deamondae - GURU
hellspawn19 - Drakell.
Charmboy - Lillian Thorne
Deam-dae - Love that Panda
Dee - Bela
Deamonade - CaughtInTheRiddle.
Dem-dem/Demmy - SliverRain
Sugar - FuwaLoli
Deedee - Snow Queen.
Deam - Raez.
The D-Man - SparklingEyes12
Dae/Daedae - Vanquished.
Demsundae - Alphakoka.
Mondea - HarleyQuinn.
Andaeboy - Harbringer.
MY FAVORITE CHIMERA THINGY. - Rilla
Originally Posted by Blackfire
- (Arena basics)Time control is not allowed, either. With time control, a player can undo their mistakes in combat, undo attacks landed on them, and generally be a wanker.
Originally Posted by Melodic
I'd suggest that they change their stupid pathetic sticker system a little.
If the child has more than 1 sad face sticker, at the end of the week....
She gets thrown into a pit of deadly komodo dragons. They have poisonous salyva y'know.
See? It works because that child WILL only make that mistake ONCE
Originally Posted by Drakell
What Is Deamon? Deamon is the 19th hot saunaspawn of the 19th hot sauna, in which you were conceived in the burning-shadows of the coldest pits while marked with the 19 to symbolize that you are indeed a 19th hot saunaspawn.... you are also my minion, so you have the protection of the god of dragons while your shadowy burning army of 19 continues to grow while you bask in the glory of the 19 powers of the 19th pit of hot sauna in which you own.
AKA: He's a gently caressin Demon....
Any questions? If so gently caress off
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Deamonandae19 has the power to transform any rabbit into a bird. He likewise has been known to sculpt and mold all shadow with a thought, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one minute. Deamonandae19 battles opponents using a toxic bundle of magic spells made from crystal and he lords over a collection of children, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Also, he has learned to make duplicates of himself and he possesses the power to cause his enemies to become slow. Sadly, Deamonandae19 is deathly afraid of women.
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
your just jealous because your name doesnt invoke dirty thoughts.
my rp brothers: talonkid13, Chazz,
Originally Posted by SpyroTheDragon
drunken fun is the best kind, you have an excuse for it.
Originally Posted by kingstripe
Lol, your name looks like clitoris
Originally Posted by Bela
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD I WORK TO BURY THIS SHIT HOLE >.> XD
But Clitoris this is NOT your house.
Originally Posted by Bela
OHGOD. Clitoris has returned to The Bar. >.<"
Originally Posted by Bela
Also WHY CLITORIS DO YOU THINK YOU WORK HERE?
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohai Clitoris.
My hands hurt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
You mean my Clitoris joke?
It's one of Clint's nicknames -__-
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Clitoris Clintori, hi! :nervous:
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Same here, Deja, but...
I see clitoris clintlori lurking.
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohhai Clitoris
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Nothing much, clintlori, and you?
I just realised I read your name right for pretty much the first time since I first met you and you exclaimed "THE CLITORIS IS HERE!".
So proud of myself.
Nothing is true.
Everything is permitted.
Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent.
Hide in plain sight.
Never compromise the Brotherhood.
We embrace the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins.
We fight... together... WITH HONOR!
VICTORY TO THE ASSASSINS!
Cressida slumps down and puts her head on the bar, staring gloomily at her coffee mug. "Well that was a pretty intense first beer," she mutters grouchily. "No wonder Darkdrago666 is always remembering it. He probably can't remember anything else..."
She thinks for a second, then thumps her head on the counter, once. "Ugh, Nana Bela is going to kill me if she finds out I've been drinking."
I get PC access most days of the week again. If ya can't find me PM me.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Cressida Hawker has been known to block ice blasts and deflect them toward a single enemy. She also has a bewildering ability to regenerate and she has developed a legendary skill at forgery. Cressida Hawker developed the talent to transform any puppet into magic and she has mastered the ability to steal the skills of her foes and use it against them, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she is protected from damage by amazing reflexes and she attacks wielding a destructive shotgun made from illusion, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sadly, Cressida Hawker struggles with being unlucky
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Originally Posted by Myyt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Just how fucked up is this Spamily anyway?
The tree looks like a tumble weed.
With a tumour. That a toddler scribbled all over.
Originally Posted by Me on the Topic of Spamily
Oh, okay then.
WE'RE ALL RELATED.
Screw trees. We're a bush.
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Myyt
nawww you're not a complete asshole
Originally Posted by HeySeuss
Spam's probably a nicer, more intelligent place to talk about things in; less overbearing personalities trying to shit all over anything someone says.
Originally Posted by Myyt
I love you, like legit. You're one of my favorite noobs.
Originally Posted by Sora
And then suddenly nerdfighters
Originally Posted by IRC
00:06:00 <Preem> Elendra: hawker is a girl right
00:06:19 <Elendra> Preem: No
00:06:23 <Elendra> She's a guy
00:06:29 <Preem> then yes
00:06:29 <Preem> i knew it
00:06:31 <Hawker> LAWL
00:06:53 <Elendra> Yes. You've caught her, with her penis down.
I noticed that I have my own title in your Spamily hider. While you clumped the rest of them grandparents together, I get my own line. Fuck Yeah. Favorite Grandkid. You get a present.
His name is Harold Waddlesworth Junior III
My Full Name
Originally Posted by Bela
Cressidalyn Dorothy Rosanne Kayle Hawker Talbot.
Father-Mother: Myyt-Rose Swan (Divorced)
Secret Father (official uncle): Valcherion
Siblings: Dag n the Kitz, sometimes Serpentine GrandmotherNan(a): Bela
Other Grandparents: Turt, BlueRose, Grif, Sinrus
Aunt/Uncle: Beatrix/Genghismike
Great Aunt: Squee
Cousin: The Charmer
Secret Sister: Pree <3
... Pree and I are also married. We eloped.
Character Sheet Thread
Generation 4one1
The first time you see this in a signature, put it in your own signature and add one to the number. This is a social experiment.
The name's Squee. Just Squee. I have a little shop at the end of town dedicated to Spam love. It has become my job to force a strange species known as GenghisMike to love Spam and its inhabitants. The process is very tidious and I have to make sure I wear gloves. Love rape is involved. I don't care how long it takes, or if I die trying, but Mike will love Spam and its people.
Challenge. Accepted.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment
Originally Posted by Azarthes
KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school
She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play
But you kind of ignore that
Because you're going through puberty and all
So you take everything she says as a come-on
And sit in class all day thinking about banging her
But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means
Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by Ichthys
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