How to make a sandwich (A guide for sexist pigs)

[Alkeni Synair]

I thought I would make this step-by-step guide on sandwich making for all you sexist pigs out there who think its the job of a woman to make you a sandwich. It is a very easy procedure that you too can do. All you need is two feet, a semi-functioning brain, and at least one arm. Two arms would be better.

Step 1.) Get off your lazy ass
Step 2.) Walk to the kitchen. (Walking is very complicated. To do it, you must put one foot in front of the other until you reach your destination.)
Step 3.) Get a plate from the cupboard, or wherever you store plates. Paper or not, it does not matter.
Step 4.) Get two slices of bread from fridge, or wherever it is you store bread.
Step 5.) Place both slices of bread flat on the plate, next to each other.
Step 6.) Open the refrigerator
Step 7.) Within the refrigerator is a variety of various fixings and condiments you can put on your sandwich. Take said items and place them on the two slices of bread as you see fit.
Step 8.) Put one slice of bread ontop of the other, so that all the fixings and condiments are in between the two slices of bread.
Step 9.) Take the plate and walk to a table, or wherever it was your lazy ass had been parked before.
Step 10.) Take the sandwich in one or both hands,
Step 11.) Bring the sandwich to your mouth
Step 12.) Take a bite of the sandwich
Step 13.) Chew carefully, with your mouth closed
Step 14.) Swallow
Step 15.) Repeat the bite-chew-swallow sequence.
Step 16.) Congratulations! You've made a sandwich.

[Myytislame]

[Clol7]

The funny thing is, I'm a guy, and I'm the one making the sandwiches.

[Myytislame]

whipped

[Rilla]

I thought I would make this step-by-step guide on sandwich making for all you sexist pigs out there who think its the job of a woman to make you a sandwich. It is a very easy procedure that you too can do. All you need is two feet, a semi-functioning brain, and at least one arm. Two arms would be better.

Step 1.) Get off your lazy ass
Step 2.) Walk to the kitchen. (Walking is very complicated. To do it, you must put one foot in front of the other until you reach your destination.)
Step 3.) Get a plate from the cupboard, or wherever you store plates. Paper or not, it does not matter.
Step 4.) Get two slices of bread from fridge, or wherever it is you store bread.
Step 5.) Place both slices of bread flat on the plate, next to each other.
Step 6.) Open the refrigerator
Step 7.) Within the refrigerator is a variety of various fixings and condiments you can put on your sandwich. Take said items and place them on the two slices of bread as you see fit.
Step 8.) Put one slice of bread ontop of the other, so that all the fixings and condiments are in between the two slices of bread.
Step 9.) Take the plate and walk to a table, or wherever it was your lazy ass had been parked before.
Step 10.) Take the sandwich in one or both hands,
Step 11.) Bring the sandwich to your mouth
Step 12.) Take a bite of the sandwich
Step 13.) Chew carefully, with your mouth closed
Step 14.) Swallow
Step 15.) Repeat the bite-chew-swallow sequence.
Step 16.) Congratulations! You've made a sandwich.

Step 1.) Woman go make my sandwich
Step 2.) Sandwich present.

Fixed

[Alkeni Synair]

What the FUCK is your goddamned problem you jackasses?

This is why I hate the human race. And my half of it in particular.

[Rilla]

What the FUCK is your goddamned problem you jackasses?

This is why I hate the human race. And my half of it in particular.

Hey man, it's just a sandwich.

[Alkeni Synair]

Its about how you treat women when you act like that, you son of a bitch.

[Giant]

What the FUCK is your goddamned problem you jackasses?

This is why I hate the human race. And my half of it in particular.

loljk

[Alkeni Synair]

Oh go to hell