Great IRC posts

[Pluto]

Pluto earth and i are buddies.
08:31 Earth Stop putting shit in the rivers ok thx bai
08:31 Jupiter lol
08:31 Jupiter Pluto, I thought i was your buddy.
08:31 Pluto lol
08:31 Jupiter crais
08:32 Jupiter IT'S BECAUSE OF MY HURRICANE
08:32 Jupiter ISN'T IT?
08:32 Jupiter IT'S TOO BIG.
08:32 Jupiter ;_;
08:32 Earth I have life, i win
08:32 Pluto makes a visit to Jupiter for a planet bumping.
08:32 Jupiter lol
08:32 Pluto it's so naughty XD
08:32 Jupiter xDD
08:32 *** Jupiter is now known as Venus
08:32 Venus sup gaiz
08:32 Pluto XD
08:32 Earth hi sister
08:33 Pluto makes a drive by bumping to all the planets.
08:33 Venus Venus and Earth are like
08:33 Venus FUCK BUDDIES
08:33 Venus xD
08:33 Pluto XD
08:33 Venus little incest
08:33 Ellementall_homework gets a death star
08:33 Earth has shit around it
08:33 Michael|WunderKind Tom, I gone and did a goof
08:34 Pluto runs Ellementall_homework over.

[Foxes]

20:36 Rigi Hey Foxes
20:36 LTDan I see reheated burritos
20:36 Foxes Hey Rigi
20:36 Foxes Wanna fuck?
20:36 Rigi Do you want to have some skype sex really quick?
20:36 Kirah heheh it's full of bees
20:36 Rigi Hive mind
20:36 Rigi Let's go

It should be noted that Rigi and Foxes were not Rigi or Foxes at the time.

[Rigi]

20:36 Rigi Hey Foxes
20:36 LTDan I see reheated burritos
20:36 Foxes Hey Rigi
20:36 Foxes Wanna fuck?
20:36 Rigi Do you want to have some skype sex really quick?
20:36 Kirah heheh it's full of bees
20:36 Rigi Hive mind
20:36 Rigi Let's go

It should be noted that Rigi and Foxes were not Rigi or Foxes at the time.

Yeah, everyone knows I only like skype-threesomes.

[That Harsh Reply]

What about keyboard fapping?

[Rigi]

What about keyboard fapping?

Psshh, priorities.

[Pluto]

Mammoth I don't
10:34 Pluto I do
10:34 Pluto wait what are we talking about?
10:34 Mammoth Nobody cares what you think, dog
10:34 Ellementall Fodzy Like all men can produce ice cream from their nipples.
10:34 Fodzy However, said knowledge was hidden from us by the grand council
10:34 Mammoth or fat sailor
10:34 Elendra 14:34 Fodzy Like all men can produce ice cream from their nipples.
10:34 Elendra Er
10:34 Elendra Yeah that
10:34 Fodzy as they predicted some dickbag would use the knowledge to score.
10:35 Pluto wow what a drama queen
10:35 Mammoth wait no... Bluto was the fat sailor
10:35 Mammoth Fuck
10:35 Mammoth I quit
10:35 *** Mammoth quit (Quit: Mibbit chat network ajax IRC Client)
10:35 Fodzy Self inflicted rage quit?
10:35 Pluto wow i didn't even have to try that time lol
10:35 Pluto yeah
10:36 Pluto XD

[Baker]

[22:14:44] * Ultimate523 begins speaking in a hoarse, and unusual voice, "What shall I prepare for you, mistress?"
[22:15:04] <DraconicArcania> Ultimate523: Prepare her a game.
[22:15:11] <Baker> Prepare her penis
[22:15:13] <Baker> she likes penis
[22:15:23] <DraconicArcania> Preferably the triple shotgun hallway.
[22:15:31] <Baker> Okay
[22:15:36] <Baker> the way I read that was
[22:15:37] <Ultimate523> I'd be fine with putting mine in her mouth, Baker.
[22:15:42] <DraconicArcania> ...
[22:15:50] <Baker> "She likes penis, Preferably the triple shotgun hallway"
[22:15:56] <Rigi> xD
[22:15:57] <Baker> I laughed.
[22:16:30] <Baker> Thank you for that moment, DraconicArcania.

[Elendra]

03:55 Elendra I just for the first time ever watched lady gaga's bad romance video
03:55 Elendra ...
03:55 Elendra I am lost
03:55 Elendra I feel like my mind has been violated
03:55 Lyvee I like the bit
03:55 Elendra ;_;
03:55 Lyvee at the end
03:55 Lyvee where she has the fire bra
03:55 Lyvee and kills him
03:55 Elendra ^lol
03:55 Elendra I like the bit where NOTHING MADE SENSE
03:55 Lyvee and the bit with the floating diamonds
03:55 Elendra Lyvee
03:55 Lyvee ....Have you watched the Alejandro video?
03:55 Elendra Those were not diamonds
03:55 Elendra That was the cum from the men around her
03:55 Elendra After they circle jerked
03:56 Lyvee >_>
03:56 Elendra And then the Old Spice Guy came up and said
03:56 Elendra YOUR SPERM IS NOW DIAMONDS
03:56 Lyvee <__<
03:56 Elendra And then he left
03:56 lilwolf Lol

[Baker]

[23:05:24] <Talitan> My fiancee is a wonderful woman who I would give my life for.
[23:05:31] <Talitan> And she has a great right hook.
[23:07:05] <Baker> She kicked your ass again didn't she, Talitan?
[23:07:37] <Talitan> Lets just say she is a wildcat in bed.
[23:07:56] <Talitan> And anyways, she learned only to hit me in places where the bruising wont show when I wear cloths.
[23:08:03] <Talitan> *clothes
[23:08:10] <Talitan> She is learning man, /evolving/.
[23:08:20] <Baker> Your wife is a pokemon
[23:08:38] <Baker> She evolves again when she turns 40 btw, Talitan.
[23:08:43] <mib_j0y2rz> And she's tactical in how she abuses you.
[23:08:46] <Baker> I bet you can't wait!
[23:09:30] <Elly> At lvl 40 she'll learn a healing skill, so she can beat the tar out of you, and then just heal it away so you have no proof.
[23:09:34] <Elly> What a life
[23:09:44] <Talitan> 40?
[23:09:57] <Talitan> Is her ass still good then?
[23:10:03] <Baker> She'll also learn the skill menopause at level 50
[23:10:11] <Baker> and you'll have real fun with that
[23:10:26] <Talitan> Sounds lovely.
[23:10:35] <Talitan> Better get started with those kids right?
[23:10:41] <Baker> She'll even grow hair on her back
[23:10:47] <Baker> It'll be great for you.
[23:10:48] <Talitan> Oh god
[23:10:53] <Talitan> WHY JESUS?
[23:11:12] <Talitan> Im supposed to be the hairy one dammit!
[23:11:25] <Baker> Well, life sucks.

[Elric]

[21:24:08] <Ava> I don't even know what loli or hentai is
[21:24:09] <Kristina> Don't worry
[21:24:22] <Kristina> loli - little girl porn
[21:24:52] <Elendra> LOLI SO HAWT *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*
[21:24:55] <Elendra> I mean
[21:24:55] <Elendra> wut
[21:25:04] Elendra [mibbit@adsl-76-199-122-46.dsl.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net] is now known as EIric
[21:25:08] <Ava> Ooooooh.
[21:25:11] <EIric> I love lollis
[21:25:14] <EIric> They so smexy
[21:25:17] <EIric> Oh lordy
[21:25:20] <EIric> UUUUUUNNNNNNNNNGH
[21:25:22] EIric [mibbit@adsl-76-199-122-46.dsl.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Elendra