Great IRC posts

[Elric]

[16:17:50] <Elric> HJW
[16:17:52] <Elric> I challenge you
[16:17:55] <Elric> To the field of glory
[16:17:56] <HJW> what
[16:17:59] <HJW> which one
[16:18:04] <Unibroue> lmao
[16:18:04] <HJW> I think I defacated on them all
[16:18:05] Elric whips his dick out
[16:18:10] <Elric> COCKFIGHT
[16:18:12] <HJW> defecated?
[16:18:15] <HJW> there we go
[16:18:16] <HJW> YOU'RE ON
[16:18:22] HJW engages his lightpenis
[16:18:26] <HJW> zzzzwap
[16:18:31] <Elric> haha, hoho, parry dodge, spin, thrust!
[16:18:46] <HJW> hnnnnweeewwww, zzzzwop
[16:19:04] <Elric> Secret technique! Helicockter!~
[16:19:08] Elric flies high into the air
[16:19:12] <HJW> gasp!
[16:19:13] <HJW> Hadouken!
[16:19:19] HJW ejaculates all over Elric
[16:19:24] <Elric> METEOR THRUST!
[16:19:34] <HJW> Horn(y) Drill!
[16:19:37] <HJW> IT'S A 1HKO!
[16:19:46] <Elric> Elric is the winrar!
[16:19:52] <HJW> What?
[16:19:53] <HJW> No
[16:19:57] <HJW> Horn Drill is a 1HKO, I think
[16:19:58] <HJW> look it up
[16:20:07] <HJW> Pokemans reference = instawin for the ubermensch
[16:20:15] <Elric> You couldn't use horn drill, you just came
[16:20:19] <Elric> It's in the rules
[16:20:23] <HJW> damn
[16:20:25] <HJW> alright
[16:20:25] <Elric> You need at least five seconds
[16:20:26] <HJW> you win
[16:20:32] <Elric> IRC thread?
[16:20:37] <HJW> yep

[Ezrath]

Where do you find this IRC

[sydsabrina]

IVe decided to give out hickeys

[Rigi]

Where do you find this IRC

There's a button on the front page, left side. It should say 'Join Chat.'

[Scribz]

It would be cooler if I didn't need to post this. BUT OH WELL

<Scribz> You know why Michael|WunderKind kicks ass?
06:35 <Scribz> because like me, he wears his headset, naked or not.
06:35 <Scribz> Good day to all.
06:35 <Michael|WunderKind> Fuck yes
06:35 Scribz high5's Michael|WunderKind
06:35 <Scribz> you are
06:36 Scribz thumbs up
06:36 <Scribz> you are a thumb, that points in a northerly direction.
06:36 <Scribz> you are the symbol of approval in my eyes
06:36 <Scribz> and i'll yearn for such approval
06:36 <Scribz> for such validation
06:36 <Scribz> until i get to a breaking point
06:37 <Scribz> where i'll be sucking cock
06:37 <Scribz> saying
06:37 <Scribz> "DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DADDY?"
06:37 <Scribz> and you will not reply.....
06:37 <Scribz> like how you're doing it right now ;-;
06:37 Scribz starts sucking bakers cock
06:38 <Scribz> MMMMGLARFLE
06:38 <Scribz> GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
06:38 <Scribz> SHHHLPOP
06:38 <Scribz> GLUH
06:38 HeySeuss waits to see if we get a spitter or a swallower.
06:38 <Scribz> ERHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKE-KE-KE-KE-KE
06:38 <Scribz> SLOOOAP-PAH
06:38 <Scribz> DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DADDY!?!?!?
06:39 <Scribz> HUH!?
06:39 <Scribz> (damn that spiraled quickly)
06:39 <Scribz> HUH Michael|WunderKind
06:39 <Scribz> DO YOU LOVE ME NOWWW!?!?!?
06:39 <HikariKurayami> Scribz: WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
06:39 <Michael|WunderKind> ahahaahahahaha

TOP 10 REASONS TO JOIN THE RPG.

REASON 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10: I'M ON IT.

[Valcherion]

18:06 <EnBot> <ReonenMiruel> How do you have sex with someone?
18:10 <Sora> painfully
18:15 <ReonenMiruel> You'd like that very much, won't you, Sora?

[Valcherion]

[15:18] <ReonenMiruel> Understandable.
[15:18] <Sora> I more want Contra to open it to the pubic for posting, but not to have a link on the main page
[15:19] <Sora> I'm so creative
[15:19] <ReonenMiruel> Sora> I more want Contra to open it to the pubic for posting, but not to have a link on the main page
[15:19] <ReonenMiruel> You did not just say that, man.
[15:19] <Sora> What?

[Valcherion]

[10:31] <Akami> they have porn of the Cars movie
[10:31] <ReonenMiruel> ...
[10:31] <Baker> that's just weird.
[10:31] <ReonenMiruel> Lol, /what/
[10:31] <ReonenMiruel> How the hell is that even possible
[10:31] <EnRohbi> No, I just forgot that the television was going through season 1 when I decided to watch season 1 on my computer today
[10:31] <Akami> like 'Mater plowing..... Lightning McQueen from behind
[10:31] <ReonenMiruel> What, they use mufflers as metallic cocks or something
[10:31] <Akami> dunno
[10:31] <Elric> Isn't there Rosie O'Donnel too?
[10:31] <Akami> I saw the thumbnail and was like "yep, I don;t need to see that"
[10:32] <Akami> yes
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> LOL
[10:32] <Akami> lots of rosie o donnell
[10:32] <Elric> But... you /don't/ want to see that
[10:32] <Akami> and... what's her face from...
[10:32] <Akami> ermm
[10:32] <Akami> ugly ass politician
[10:32] <Elric> Palin?
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Nancy Pelosi ?
[10:32] <Akami> was a member of Bush's cabinet
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Oh
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Fail
[10:32] <Elric> Condy
[10:32] <Akami> OLD lady
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Condoleeza Rice?
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> or something
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Hmmmmm rice
[10:32] <ReonenMiruel> Breakfast
[10:32] <Akami> not condeleesa, it was a white woman
[10:32] <Elric> The judge chick?
[10:33] <Akami> yeah
[10:33] <Elric> Jebus
[10:33] <Akami> I can;t recall her name
[10:33] <Akami> but she looks like a man
[10:33] <Harsh> Lola?
[10:33] <Elric> Sandra Day O'Connor?
[10:33] <ReonenMiruel> Lady GaGa?
[10:33] <Elric> Carlos McSpicyweiner?
[10:34] <Harsh> Olivia Newton-John?
[10:34] <Elric> Jesus Christ, superstar?
[10:34] <Baker> Mel Gibson?
[10:34] <ReonenMiruel> Danny Glover?
[10:34] <Elric> Laquashante?
[10:34] <Baker> Dane Cook?
[10:34] <ReonenMiruel> Al Pacino?
[10:34] <Akami> oh
[10:34] <Akami> oh
[10:34] <Elric> Meghan Fox?
[10:34] <Akami> how could i forget
[10:34] <Akami> there's hentai of terri schaivo
[10:34] <ReonenMiruel> So
[10:34] <Elric> As long as we're on fucked up faces
[10:35] <ReonenMiruel> ...who the hell is Terri Schaivo?
[10:35] <Harsh> ^
[10:35] <Elric> ^
[10:35] <Baker> ^
[10:35] <Elendra> ^
[10:35] <EnRohbi> ...^

Quite long, but jesus.

[Tarin]

<Harsh> So, what did Tarin do? Besides be a pansy.
<Talitan> Well, carry on then.
<Tarin> Wait what?
<HJW> He has no masculinity at all
<Tarin> Oh yeah
<Tarin> That
<Tarin> That's true
<Harsh> I already knew this.
<Tarin> But what about what I was doing?
<Harsh> But how did he prove it?
<EnRohbi> huh...
<EnRohbi> Interesting
<Elric> Tarin may as well have a vajayjay
<EnRohbi> Tom's pictures just crashed my internet browser
<HJW> Look
<Tarin> Elric; So jelly.
<HJW> at his avatar and signature
<Talitan> HEY
<HJW> it's got FREAKING PONIES
<Talitan> Look at mine too!
<Harsh> ...
<Tarin> FUCK YEAH
<Talitan> I FREAKIN LOVE PONIES
<HJW> Talitan: you are no worse
* Tarin high-fives Talitan
<HJW> no
<HJW> better
<HJW> I mean
<HJW> you are worse
<HJW> ):>
* Talitan High fives
<EnRohbi> Tom may be too ugly for the internet
<Elric> He's a pussywhipped pussy? xD
<EnRohbi> Which is frightening
<Talitan> Bitch, I have KILLED PEOPLE
<Talitan> YOU DONT KNOW THE SHIT I HAVE SEEN
<HJW> No
<Talitan> THE THINGS I HAVE DONE
<HJW> you sat in a chooper
<HJW> chopper
<HJW> doing NOTHING
<Talitan> I stubbed my toe once!

[Valcherion]

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[13:30] <ReonenMiruel> I feel awesome for being the only one who wasn't booted.