What excactly do you think god flooded the place with?
Do you not remember gods final words after the great flood?
"Thou art spent lol"
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seriously, the bible is the most sex associated book in the world.
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It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.
Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"
From the Song of Solomon:
THE POWER IS YOURS
Originally Posted by shelbermonstah
"And then god said.."
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!...So I can see into that chick's shower clearly."
I own Woodfin's shit covered Soul.
No, it's not an STD... assholes.
LHON (Lebors hereditary optic neuropathy) is causing damage to the optic nerve in both of my eyes, causing me to become legally blind over a process of fifteen months. I don't want pity or anything, no special treatment either. I use this computer with screenreading software as well as memorizing the keyboard. Furthermore, legally blind and totally blind are two different things. I still have some vision, and the measurements are precisely 20x5000. Which is light perception. I see rough shadows, some light and color... and my peripheral vision is still... decent. Other than that, I've got basically nothing useable. I learn braille and use a white cane... so yeah... for more information on this, just ask and I'll accept your questioning and most likely answer you. This is also the reason I may misspell your username... so if I do that, get over it, pansy.
AyumixxxVampire: My Undercover Lover
Siruya: My Lesbian Wifey.
BelaTalbot: My amazingly hilarious Wife.
Unibroue: The sexiest french canadian on the guild, and the lovely lady that I stalk.
Brooklynn Shouts Out: Awesomely amazing british chick with a sexy accent.
Anime335: Maple Syrup Manipulator.
Miss Squee92: Hot chick that makes me sandwiches.
Firehawk: My Starter Pokemon.
Chip the 3rd: My pet.
Chenzor: My crime fighting robot.
Zephyr116: My Partner in Crime.
Yellow13: My fighter Pilot.
Sarpedon: My god.
Oddysen: My can of Spam.
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Erode: My Nemesis.
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Spikedafish: My random counterpart.
Woodfin: My bitch.
Genkai: My ultra talented graphic designer and anime buddy.
..To be continued..
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