As much as I regret having to say it, the time has finally come for me to depart from RPG. I'm not going to pretend that I won't be coming back; we all know that nobody ever really quits. However, it will be at least several months before I'll allow myself back.
I suppose I owe some sort of explanation. The bottom line is, my life is fucked up. It's subtle, but the problems are there, and it's only very recently that I've begun to realize it. Besides the dismal state of my social life, there are problems in my family that I need to confront and more than I need to cut down before they can grow. I have a lot of fixing to do, and I can't trust myself to devote all my attention to it with RPG in the way. This means I'm going to have to cancel my participation in all my RPs. I'm sorry, but it's what I've got to do.*
I'm going to miss this site, though. Honestly, I learned a lot from you guys, about people and about myself. I made friends and I had fun, and I feel confident in saying that RPG has the greatest internet community that I have ever been privileged enough to discover.
I really am sorry for all those times that I quit things on you. You're a talented guy, and I encourage you to keep working on that novel.
Aetherwind was the best RP I have ever been a part of. Shame on you for letting it die.
I was going to say that I'm sorry for antagonizing you so much, but I'm not. Let me make up for it by saying that you did eventually grow into a very respectable member of the community.
You were never the funniest person on spam, or the most clever, or even the most original. But there's something about you that nobody can resist. You are truly the king of spam.
Fuck you, you're Bela! One of my favorite women of RPG.
You're pretty cool for a fourteen-year-old girl, not that I'm much older. I didn't see you often, but when I did I always liked it. Well, almost always.
Damn you for stealing Sole away from me.
The rightful Queen of RPG. Stay cool, Bunnay.
You've gotten a lot of flak for your actions as admin, but you know what you're doing. Trust your instincts, and don't let the contests die again.
You, sir, kick some serious ass. Let the legion hold sway and the streets run red with blood!
You are, without a doubt, one of the funniest people on here. I wish you would post more often.
You quit in a rage of butthurt one day, but I liked you up until then. Hope you find some way to heal your eyes.
You accused me of being the antichrist once. I still think that's awesome.
You brilliant, gorgeous woman, I am so sorry that I'm doing this to you. If I could, I would stay if for no other reason that to continue Voix de Ville. Everything about you is fantastic.
You are totally jealous of the United States trololololol. But when we weren't arguing over whether or not America destroys everything it touches, I liked you.
I'm not really sure why you're on my friends list. I haven't had much interaction with you, and indeed I know you best as that girl who Ocean Eyes sent the nudes of (not that I received any), but from what little I've noticed, you look like a great person.
I always thought you were an ass. But you were a funny ass, so it's alright.
Also, Teenage Mutant Ninja A-Team.
Fuck you and your anti-leaving thread ideology.
You're a good person and very talented, but you need to lighten up a bit and take things less seriously.
I hear through the grapevine that you used to be a powerful force of spam, and I wish I could have seen you in those days. As it is, try to tone down on the druggie-hate, m'kay?
It took me a long time to figure out if I loved you or hated you, and I finally decided on love. Sorry about Urbanis Metroplex. Your new avatar is horrifying.
Who are you?
I've always liked you, and wish that we could have talked sometime.
I think you were in the first RP I ever ran and dropped out after a day. I have nothing to say to you.
You magnificent bastard, go kill yourself. But honestly, I get the feeling that you're not quite as cold as you would like everyone to believe. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
You're totally the best image maker on this site. I feel like I should have more to say to you, but I can't think of what.
Where to start? How about this: you are so fucking beautiful, I want to sex you until your tits fall off. You are one of the only two people from RPG that I would really like to meet in real life, and not for the aforementioned orgyfest.
It's a shame I never interacted with you after Aetherwind died. You were pretty cool.
I never understood why you thought of me as such an asshole. It will torment me forever.
I still hate this name. Your entry is under Unchosen.
I honestly have no idea where I have ever seen you before
You're not active anymore, but whatever. I understand you made good sammiches.
Ah, another Aetherwind friend. You've got to be one of the most entertaining RPers I ever had to pleasure of knowing.
You asexual bastard, you are unworthy of owning a penis. But your not nearly as bad as I treat you.
I saw a lot of me in you, and that's why I always tried to give you so much advice. I haven't talked to you in a long while, but never give up on yourself or people in general. You're in high school, shit happens, but it's not the end of the world. Good luck, my friend.
I haven't talked to you much in quite a while, but I remember you fondly.
Why is your name so familiar?
You black son of a bitch, I love you so bad.
Post more often, dammit. It's not fair to deprive us of your wit.
Fuck you, man. I so happy when you got banned.
I never liked you.
Look at you, challenging the limits of my heterosexuality. You kick some serious ass, and are definitely in my top 5 favorite people on this site. You're the second of the two people that I would like to meet someday.
It was fun being your alter-ego. I enjoyed being the straight man in our occasional comedy routine, pun very much intended. You're definitely in my top five.
I haven't seen you lately, but I always liked you. We were pretty similar, you and I.
I think that I was one of the very few people that you actually respected, which made me feel pretty good about myself. I will forever be your asshole apprentice.
When you first appeared in spam, I thought you had great potential. Two days later, I had officially taken back every nice thing I ever said about you. Now, I have no opinion.
You're a great roleplayer, who I have had the pleasure of playing with many times. I know you didn't always approve of my spamming shenanigans, but I love you nonetheless.
I would have liked to roleplay with you some time. You kicked some serious ass, Unicorn.
I never liked you, either.
You're not as bad as we all like to pretend you are. You're hideously ugly and occasionally very irritating, yes, but you're not all bad.
Oh, and we get it, you got laid. Now shut the hell up.
So with that, until such time as I return...
Oh, and before I forget.
SpoilerHappy April Fools Day, my friends! I wonder if I tricked anybody.