I can't believe it's not butter!
It's so delicious OM NOM NOM NOM
I keep sticks of butter in my pockets, because I don't like gum.
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I can't believe it's not butter!
"Let me join you! I don't care what you people say... I'm not Satan's son... I'm no relation to that filthy beast!! My only father... is the old man...!"
~My Theme Song~
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Of course, but Wrigley's called me crazy and kicked me out of their factory.
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Is that butter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Winner of:
Funniest Spammer 2013
Most Quotable Spammer 2013
Spam Prince 2013
Look at these meaningless awards
Drown me in your jealousy baby
We'll need a secret underground laboratory.
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Doesn't it melt?
"You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed"
-Wesley Wyndamn-Pryce
That's a risk I have to take.
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