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    Quote Originally Posted by kingstripe View Post
    I AM DAVE, YOGNAUT!
    Oh god.

    I must listen to that again.
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawbeary
    No, I'm bringing shears.
    Didn't you say you have a fetish for pain or something?

    so shears are to enhance the experience




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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawbeary View Post
    I swear, I'm going to make my lip bleed.
    And my face feels like it's on fire.
    .
    I never knew being British could be so arousing! God save the Queen <3

    However, my dear, you certainly shouldn't harm those beautiful, lush lips of yours <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawbeary View Post
    I swear, I'm going to make my lip bleed.
    And my face feels like it's on fire.
    Sounds like the cue for the Trouser Titan to make an appearance.

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    I think we all have made it clear we all love Strawbeary. Lets gang up on Oz.

    Pulled into war to serve a vision;
    That's supposed to last a thousand years.
    Part of a machine;
    Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ork View Post
    Sounds like the cue for the Trouser Titan to make an appearance.
    Is that meant to be an insult?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Russian View Post
    I think we all have made it clear we all love Strawbeary. Lets gang up on Oz.
    Begone, foul demon! I shall stand by Oz to the bitter end, and trust me, it will be bitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Russian View Post
    I think we all have made it clear we all love Strawbeary. Lets gang up on Oz.
    Correction: I believe it's clear that Grif and Oz are victorious, let us all bow before the!

    <3 I love you too.

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    Huzzah! Where would I be without my dear Grif <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Russian View Post
    I think we all have made it clear we all love Strawbeary. Lets gang up on Oz.
    Yes, great idea!

    *mumbles under breath*
    while y'all are distracted i can just send her a text and act like im distracted too




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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    "Could we be alone, love of my life?" As you can see I really need to brush up.
    Oh. xD Hmm, there isn't really a place to be alone though. xD
    Quote Originally Posted by kingstripe View Post
    Didn't you say you have a fetish for pain or something?

    so shears are to enhance the experience
    << Not much pain though.. xD But

    And XD
    I knew you'd get a kick out of that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    I never knew being British could be so arousing! God save the Queen <3

    However, my dear, you certainly shouldn't harm those beautiful, lush lips of yours <3
    It's more than arousing. <3 x33 I love British accents soo much.
    If my friend was here, I'd force you to call me, I don't care if it's cost money.
    We'd be squealing because we love British accents. She likes Southern more though. xD

    And I'll try not to. >///< I'll distract my mouth with gum.

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ork View Post
    Sounds like the cue for the Trouser Titan to make an appearance.
    :O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    Correction: I believe it's clear that Grif and Oz are victorious, let us all bow before thee!
    Reasons for winning;

    British accents,
    Shapeshifting abilities,
    Not particularly picky,
    All around awesome,
    We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
    There are two of us,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawbeary View Post
    And XD
    I knew you'd get a kick out of that.
    O.o"

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