My signature is a grumpy bumper rotating-thingie that chooses from a selection of over 20 pictures that I find amusing. My avatar is the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampelm%C3%A4nnchen]Ampelmannchen[/url], the East German green light/red light man.

EDIT: The quote is from the Jonny and the Baptists song [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tQbeuFtPQ]'UKIP'[/url], which probably makes little sense if you live outside Britain. It will probably change in the next few days if I find a better quote to portray.