Name: Mamgaw Facechewer
Age: 8
Race: Goblin
Appearance: [img=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb9/Kombaji/singob.jpg]
Job: Professional Minion (in training)

Skills & Abilities: Goblins cane take a hell of a beating. They can get crushed, stabbed, dropped from low orbit, choked, bashed, slashed, or forced to read Atlas Shrugged- they take a licking and (eventually) come back kicking. It's easy to put 'em down, but the trick is getting them to stay down. This is fortunate, because they are really grating and really, really stupid. However, they work for peanuts and don't need clean living conditions, making them favored minions of evil overlords. Mamgaw, specifically, wields a spear and "armor" made of discarded clothes and things he found in the dump. He also has a rich array of hobbies, ranging from fishing to floral arrangement.

Inventory: "Armor" (a "chestplate" made out of a baking sheet, "gauntlets" made of oven mitts with wood patched on, and a "helm" composed of an enchanted bra that's as hard as steel.), a spear, a box of fishing tackle, and a bag of holding containing his "treasures"- mostly shiny objects and cool-looking rocks.

Description: Goblins are remarkably stupid. Mamgaw, of clan Facechewer is a goblin child. His judgement, at best, can be described as "poor". Unless it concerns his career prospects. Originally, the goblins just planned to kidnap a princess because that would get attention and lead to adventurers who would leave valuable garbage in their wake. But the prospect of kidnapping MULTIPLE princesses has led to him leaving the goblin enclave in the city dump, where the goblins scavenge for food and materials. He has sworn that he will become a mighty minion, and get a well-paying job with an overlord who will provide healthy references in the wake of his inevitable defeat at the hands of some hero.