A blackout. Then Doctor Doom, who was thought to be dead, speaking about taking back what was rightfully his, or something like that. [i]'So cliche,'[/i] thought Caiden, letting Doom's words in through one ear and out the other. Then the lights turned back on, and a bunch of people were suddenly cosplaying as the former ruler of Latveria, trying their best to imitate his Ruthlessness. 

Springing into action, Spidey sprung at a group of Doom-Fans, bellowing his battle-cry, "NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!"

He landed a kick on one of the sympathisers' face, knocking him out cold. He then proceeded to kick some nerd-butt, until one of them managed to hit him directly in the goolies. Not missing a beat, Spiderman yelped, "Ow, my Arachnads!" before shooting a web at the attacker's pants, pulling them down, then proceeding to push him over. After webbing him to the floor, Spiderman dodged an enraged punch from the last nerd standing, who was screaming.

"I VILL KEEL YOU! I VILL TRACK YOU DOWN, UND KEEL YOU!"

"Yes, well, sir, I don't know about that, but I do know one thing. Now, this is very important, so please, calm down and listen," said Caiden, sternly, and surprisingly the nerd stopped in his tracks, listening. "Thank you. Now, here's the thing... I'm afraid that... Man, there's no nice way of saying this, but... Your mother's so stupid, that she thinks cheerios are donut seeds..." The nerd just stood there and stared, as if saying, "Really, dude?". Spidey ignored this and continued in his immature bout of jokes. "She is so fat and dumb, that the only reason she opened her email, was because she heard it might contain spam. She is so fa-"

The nerd bellowed in rage, arms outstretched and hands in fists, sprinting towards Spidey, who leaped over him and landed inches away, back to back.

"How rude. You didn't let me finish the joke."

Before the nerd knew what hit him, which, for knowledge's sake, was a fist, he was joining the rest of his posse, knocked out on the cold, hard ground.