[b]Simon, Zarahk, John[/b]

The centaur chuckled, handing out a flyer to a passing hybrid.
"Riiiight. And when Diana finds out, she'll crush your web sacs. Come on, I'll help you pass these out. We've only got a few minutes before the Opening."
Giving the spider a friendly shove, he divided the papers in half, handing them to Zarahk. He then made a point to direct his friend in the OPPOSITE direction of the Mermaids.
"We'll go this way for now. You've had enough bikini for one day."
Simon had promised Diana to keep the spider out of trouble. Zarahk showed great promise as a jouster, IF he ever decided to take it seriously. There was potential. It was just buried under twenty miles of hormones. Still, Simon couldn't deny that his friend was great fun to be around. Half pushing Zarahk with him, Simon began a circuit around the commons, smiling and handing papers to any hybrids who seemed interested. As the pair moved through the crowd, Simon grabbed Zarahk's shoulder, partly because a large group of female nymphs, dryads, and a minotaur walked past, and partly to point at the cloaked figure holding a door handle.
"Bet you five bucks I know who that is."
The centaur cantered over, grinning as he recognized John's frozen form. The two had met when Simon had slammed into his statue form between classes, nearly breaking Simon's legs and John's arms *quite literally*.
"Stuck? Stiff upper lip, there's a good boy."
The centaur examined the statue carefully, keeping a watchful eye on Zarahk to make sure he didn't run off after the girls, yelling about how amazing a jouster he was on the field AND in bed. Simon chuckled at the thought. It suited the spider's personality well. Finding the exposed stone, Simon flipped the sleeve of the cloak down, covering John's body once again.
"You should try sweaters, something a little more formfitting so it doesn't shift all the time."
The centaur grinned, then waved Zarahk over.
"Zarahk, you met John before? You two are in the same class aren't you?"
Anything to keep his friend from going after Siren that just took off her sweater for a small tank top. Despite Simon's airheaded nature, he knew quite a bit about his team mates and their classes. His habit of running into everyone also made it so he knew many of the students, regardless of age or species. At the moment, Simon was wondering just WHY almost every single female in the Academy was around them right now! It was like they were trying to make it difficult on the centaur!