[b]Dendus[/b]
"Your names confuse me.", he muttered with the joint still in his mouth. "Garden and Mercy, it'll be confusing. Whether someone utters, 'Have mercy on me!' or, 'Let's have a break in the garden.', it sounds funny, and at times, it'll be a horrid mix-up and debate of what would they actually mean." Dendus finally threw away his joint on whatever ashtray there was, or if there wasn't, down on the ground below. "How about some other names for you two?

... Gardenia and Mercela, perhaps?" The boy laid his hands on the bar, with a smug look and pose. He had met such kinds of people before, girls with boys' names, boys with girls' names, there's even the nephew of one of his friends named "Turtle". What were those parents thinking, was a complete mystery for Dendus. Still, he made sure to give such people an alternate, yet still respectful name for the sake of clarity and less awkwardness.