MICHI HERE YOU GO

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[b]1. Have you and Brandy ever had a sleepover, how did that turn out? [/b]
“。(⌒∇⌒。) Yeah, at my house. The fluffs liked Brandy (but I think the feeling isn’t mutual) and they ended up chasing after him all the time. It was amusing, really! So cute my precious little babies ehehe- (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I mean, well, Brandy tripped over them almost all the time but they’re really soft so it’s like falling on a bed made of cotton. In the end they slept all over him. I totally mistook Brandy for a pile of fluff the next morning! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ”

[b]2. Scariest place you've been to in Nowhere? [/b]
“… I apologize but the Queen has asked me to refrain from exposing certain details of my journeys, simply to avoid mass chaos and to prevent naïve spelunkers from venturing into dangerous territory.”

[b]3. What's the weirdest item you've ever been asked to retrieve? [/b]
“Hmm… That’s hard… What do you classify as ‘weird’? Perhaps that one time I was asked to bring back Mr. Squirrel’s son? It was an awkward family matter… (⌒_⌒;)”

[b]4. If you could tell Brandy one thing, what would it be? [/b]
“Just one thing…? Why? Am I going to die soon? Well… ‘Don’t stay up too late’, I guess? Brandy tends to pull all-nighters especially when he gets engrossed in a new book… 
If Brandy’s reading this: Admit it because it’s a hundred percent true! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞”

[b]5. Do you get along with the other guides as well? [/b]
“I think so. Dissonance and Martini are really very chipper so it’s hard to get along with them… At least when I’m sleepy. Overall I like them all a lot, but please don’t tell them that... (⌒_⌒;)”

[b]6. What do you fear most? [/b]
“That’s easy. Heights. (╯_╰) I always freeze up when I’m somewhere high and my palms get really sweaty…”

[b]7. Do tales about the human world fascinate you? What do you think about it so far? [/b]
“A world is a world no matter the differences. What exists in the human world has a version in Nowhere, so what’s the use of listening to stories about ‘Earth’ when it’s just Nowhere, if not a little bit flipped?”
[i](Songbird obviously no care)[/i]

[b]8. Thoughts on the hooded figures? How did you meet them? [/b]
“ o(-`д´- ｡) THE PINK-HAIRED HOBBIT!” [i]Songbird seems to hyperventilate![/i] “She stole stuff from my cart! And not just any stuff, she stole the extend stave, a silver coronet, a celestial jade hairpin, the blue velvet suit ensemble- I took months to find just one of those, and all of those stolen- AGH! I got in so much trouble with my clientele too! ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノThat little brat will get what’s coming for her someday!!! 
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ ”

[b]9. Favorite place in Nowhere? [/b]
“My house.”

[b]10. If you could tell your creator anything, what would you tell her? Shoutout time! [/b]
“o(-`д´- ｡) Oi, you pathetic excuse of a limp cabbage, stop making those weird “modern au” things where I’m some “music student” living in a “dormitory” with the other “OCs”. It’s not cool and nobody likes it!”

[b]11. Have you and Brandy ever shared a scarf OwO (Has this been asked before? If so, haha, sorry 'bout this xD) [/b]
“No…”
[i](..t yet!)[/i]

[b]12. Is this the first batch of humans you've been helping out? [/b]
“Hmm. If I remember correctly I was assigned to another batch about five trains back? I don’t remember much anymore since they basically had me traveling all over Nowhere to help look for the items… ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ Lazy punks.”

[b]13. Most embarrassing moment :3? [/b]
“Now why would I even tell you… （・□・；）”
[i](Song!)[/i]
“Ehhh, fine, fine. I’m not telling you all of the details, but apparently one time I got drunk and danced around half-naked. \(///Σ///)\”

[b]14. Are you secretly in love with Brandy? [/b]
“WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-!? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU INTERVIEWERS!?!?!?!?! щ(゜ロ゜щ)”

[b]15. Do these questions annoy you :P? [/b]
“(ಠ⌣ಠ) No, I am perfectly content to answer any inquiry any of you throw at me. It’s not like I find intrusion to my personal privacy a bother anyway. [b]Punk.[/b]”
[i](Ayyyy Snarkbird)[/i]
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