3. Who isn't Lucian? Bob Dylan. 4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones? Because Nat's the most predominant person here in terms of the volume of posts. New people show up, see mostly Nat, and assume that's how shit goes. Then they emulate what they see in an attempt to fit in. The less keyboard happy of us groan as a result. 5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod? Sherlock's exactly the kind of mod Spam needs, in general. She knows when to step in and when to let us be stupid shits. 6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone? Heroin, not even once. 7. Where are you why aren't you on I'm currently visiting your mother. 8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG? More of the liver, really. 9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being? Brownie points only work if the person you're kissing ass to knows who you are. 11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru. I might have been around when he was, I can't remember. 12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Because shut up. 17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with? Actually, idlehands across the board. 20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one? Rusalka, idle, and Dragon Ball Zed. Not because I don't like him, but because he had the misfortune to be in a conversation with me at this very moment. 21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse? 100 ducks, because the Halo announcer would be going off in my head and I'd be in little to do danger. 24. Should I really get into this again? Only if you enjoy rough sex with no lube. 25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod? I actually take responsibility pretty seriously and already try to be a mediator in most arguments/ conflicts, but I can lay down the law when required. Also, I have generally good judgement. Gasp. 27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right? He's actually Wunwun. 28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit. I'm actually going to echo Blitzkrieg. We get along well enough and have compatible interests to make the 5 years livable, then afterwards I'm sure I'd have a good fight to the death, or he'd at least agree to dueling pistols at ten paces, like a sir. Failing that, Drakel I can see myself getting along with and having a reasonably good chance to murdering at the end. Or Goldmarble, for similar reasons as Blitzkrieg, plus I can see our ending duel ending up either being on a paintball field with real guns or ending up like the Hunger Games in the Rockies. 32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most? I haven't really noticed enough for most of the new people to have a solid opinion so far. However, if I had to pick one, I'm going to go with the controversial choice and say Joe because he earnestly seems to want to belong here and he's learning pretty quick, plus he's trying to do fun things for people to do, so that's pretty rad. 39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands? Smiral and Nargle, because this would be excellent. Both come from the American and Canadian Redneck State/Province, Nargle's a giant farm girl who plays ringette, and Smiral's a feisty fucker with a chip on her shoulder. I'm going to give Nargle the edge for physical prowess, but if weapons are involved Smiral because I'm pretty sure it's law in Texas that your baby crib needs to be made out of Mossberg 500 12 gauges. 40. Can someone explain spam humor to me? walk the line between being respectful and an asshole, immature and mature, and rely more on wits and non-sequitur over random nonsense and you should get along fine. 41. Who are the five smartest spammers? In no particular order, Jorick, Sherlock, Elendra, idle, and Halo. 42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions? Because you're a goat fucking sissypants. 43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore? Because you're about as relevant as North Korea. 44. Why is Nargle mean lately? She's a werebeaver. 45. What are wheat sharks? An unfortunate cereal mascot that threshed children alive during quality control testing. 46. How does one breed a wheatshark? In a bowel of milk. Yes, bowel. 47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it. Foolish mortal, that isn't even his final form. 48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam? Occasionally having something funny to say. And the random signature. 52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer? Extortion. 54. Who wants to rap battle? Yo, yo, yo, this rap battle gonna be super tight, but nope, not the fuck tonight. 55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why? Go fuck yourself. 56. When will we get to see our post counts? When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. 57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too? this better not be you, dude. I fucking vouched for you, goddamnit. 58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway? Math. 59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence? Like, that's just your opinion, man. 60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go? Sure. And about as bad as one would expect. 63. Can I ask a question? Only if you're willing to deal with the consequences of your audacity. 64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right? As I said before, he's Wunwun. Maybe Shaggydog. 65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month? I don't even know what you're trying to ask. Who we had a crush on or wanted to give a hot beef injection? 66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes. Just be a regular presence, don't be an overt asshole, say or do something memorable once in a while, and stick around for a few years. 67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it? Yes. And I would probably cry at it's no doubt tragic ending where 95% of the characters are dead because of their own hubris.