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17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?[/quote]

A. Favourite person who regularly posts is probably... Jorick? Don't know him that well on a personal level but I enjoy his humour and his frequent calling of others' bullshit. He's also capable of carrying a serious conversation as well as usual banter, which is good. Same goes for Dervish, actually. I'm also fond of Smiral after good times on TC years back, although she's far too cool to actually finish a conversation with me these days. :rolleyes I don't really know many Spammers on a personal level anymore, unfortunately.
B. I wish Grif would post more often though, because he's my favourite foreverandever. :3 There are a whole bunch of people I'd like to see around more often, though.
C. I'm never getting into a long-distance relationship again, and certainly not through Spam again. Was not fun last time and I have the impression the results turned some folk against me (maybe that's just me, though.) All the same problems as dating in the office or within your friend group, plus Spamdrama... no thank you. I'd have to get to know them thoroughly outside of Spam first, and it couldn't be long-distance again.
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20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?[/quote]

Fuck: Smiral. Same age as me, awesome taste in music, and a very attractive young lady. There're others I would, but most of them wouldn't be comfortable with a declaration of attraction from a 17-year-old.
Marry: It'd have to be someone I know on a more personal level, and as I said, I don't know many people here on that level anymore. So, I suppose Grif again. :D
Kill: Ah man, there's a few. Feel a bit mean singling people out, though.
[quote=Doivid]
22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate	[/quote]
Yeah, I'm wondering about this too. I can only assume it's intentional.
[quote=Doivid]
28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.[/quote]
Honestly, I might pick Nat, just because I'd love the chance to get to understand him. But for the sake of maintaining my sanity, I'd choose any of the members of Spam I could trust to be consistently interesting and amusing to be around, as well as fairly laid back so we don't end up killing eachother before the allotted five years.
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32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?[/quote]
In accordance with what many have said, I like Barioth. And I'm gonna throw Lucian in here, because although he's been around for yonks I've only really seen him generally frequenting Spam more recently.
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39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?[/quote]
Jorick and Drakel, 'cause they seem to loathe eachother so much. Jorick'd win. There are oh-so-many amusing pairings though.
[quote=Doivid]
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?[/quote]
It's generally very dry humour. Sarcasm, mockery and wit are encouraged. Pop culture references too (don't deny it.)
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41. Who are the five smartest spammers?[/quote]
Stupid question, so immediately whoever asked this is discounted. 
Firstly, there are a ridiculous amount of ways to measure intelligence. Secondly, you're assuming people demonstrate their full intelligence in Spam, which (I can only hope to fuck) isn't what happens. I mean, academically I'm pretty smart - considered by Cambridge, offer for 5th best uni in the world, named 2nd top debater in Scotland and Northern Ireland, etc. But I haven't made a single list here - because people measure intelligence in different ways. And also because I, and probably many others, don't exactly put my best face on in Spam. It's a place to relax, to get [i]away[/i] from the pressures of school or work or whatever - to get away from intellectual workloads. 
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44. Why is Nargle mean lately?
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She hasn't been.