Note: due to my current affiliations, I'm equating the "Skype Group" as a sub-branch of Spam. This isn't the case, but I'm biased like that.

[quote]8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG? [/quote]
I'd say yes, but a benign tumour.

[quote]17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?[/quote]
My favourite person would probably be Elendra, but there're others who come close.

As to who should post more, I honestly don't have anyone in mind. I frequent Spam too infrequently. Though I [i]do[/i] wish [i]I[/i] had the time to post more.

I would consider having a romantic relationship with a number of people, but I don't think I'm ready yet, so consideration's my limit. At this point, there isn't anyone I'm romantically invested in in Spam.

[quote]20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?[/quote]
I would not really want to mate with anyone, not because I don't think I'd be attracted to anyone, but because I don't want sex. If I [i]had[/i] to pick, it'd be somebody who is chill enough with it to "guide" me through it, if you will. DOn't know who that'd be.

I'd maybe marry Nargle, because I think we can both respect each other enough to have a decent time of it.

There isn't anyone I'd want to kill, but if I had no choice and they were all lined up in front of me, I might just have to pick myself to spare my soul.

[quote]28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.[/quote]
The dying part sucks. I wouldn't want any of you dead, so I might pick myself. Or someone I don't know very well, but after five years, I'd be sad of anyone's killing.

[quote]32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?[/quote]
Don't really know who's the best, don't know the new guys enough.

[quote]39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands? [/quote]
Brovo and some idiot with poor ethics, so that Brovo would win and the world would be normal.

[quote]41. Who are the five smartest spammers?[/quote] 
Um, Jorick, Brovo, Sherlock, Dervish, and Goldmarble, maybe? No particular order

[quote]60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go? [/quote]
I wouldn't want to be in the orgy itself, but I might watch in order to better understand my brethren. I'm a creep.

[quote]67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?[/quote]
Depends on the focus cast. If it had the right people as main characters—hopefully including me—then definitely.