If falling asleep while standing up with your eyes wide open was not a possibility, then Daisuke was the king of kings.

[b]"Nyah-"[/b] the exhausted boy snapped awake with a start, flinching slightly as the sound of a whack and a girlish screech popped the bubble that had formed beneath of his nostrils. Daisuke cringed when he found himself standing by his lonesome next to the hole in the wall of the Boss' house, springing into action as he broke into a dramatic sprint across the grand landscape of five footsteps.

[b]"Hey, guys! What's going on yo- MOTHER OF GOD!"[/b] Daisuke shrieked as he pushed his way through the group and his eyes laid upon the crime scene. He dropped to his knees as his palms met the ground, crying out to the sky, [b]"Why must you do this to us, [i]kami?!"[/i][/b]

Daisuke barely stood up as he ran just past the writhing Abby and knelt down to the fallen pair of nunchucks, picking them up with both hands and clutching them into his chest. [b]"Take my staff instead, you fiends! I'll, I'll-"[/b]

The sight of blood running down from Abby's nose halted Daisuke's act completely. He trembled moderately as he could see her about to let loose a rain of tears in her expression, gritting his teeth as a seething fury burned. He wheeled around to the woman who was no longer scary to him, his eyes squinting. [b]"Hey.."[/b]

Daisuke stood up on his feet and faced Sonya directly, spinning the nunchuck fluently without fault. [b]"You don't hurt girls, and you don't make girls cry,"[/b] the Japanese boy, surrounded by a familiar air that the brief visitation to the future had given off, continued to spin the nunchuck around his arm as it gradually grew faster, and faster. [b]"If you hurt my friends, I'll never forgive you! I'll destroy your entire exist-"[/b]

And in an instant, the nunchuck smacking directly into Daisuke's face reverted him back to his original self, causing him to coil down in pain as the nunchuck flew from his hand. He grumbled as blood ran down his head and both of his hands bolted up to cover it, falling back beside Abby. [b]"Ahh... I guess I'll never... see those fields of..."[/b] Daisuke now laid on his back. [b]"Pineapple.."[/b]