SURPRISE. (P.S. You guys might hate me for something in this post, but I needed to find SOME kind of music to go with it and that was the first result I got >_>)

Introducing: Sion & Siblings.

[i]"...ion." A voice whispered in his ear gently, as he slept in his bed. "...Sion..." It whispered again, causing his ear to flicker. He groaned and rolled on his side away from the voice. "....WAKE UP!" The voice boomed in his ear, causing the khajiit to scream and shoot up in fear, grabbing his blanket tightly. Shenzi was laughing hysterically on the floor as Sion began to grind his teeth. Grabbing his pillow, he smacked his sister with it. "Ahaha, worth it~ Come on, get out of bed and get dressed, breakfast is getting ready scaredy cat~" She sang as she skipped out of the room, the second she closed the door behind her a pillow hit said door. Sion cursed and laid back in his bed, pulling the covers over his head. "...Just five more minutes... I'm not ready to go yet..."

Five minutes turned into twenty, and Sion eventually made his way down the stairs and into the large kitchen, wearing his dress shoes, pants, and shirt with the most miserable expression on his face. All of his siblings were in the kitchen. "Looks like Death's finally arrived." Shenzi mocked him. The khajiit simply glared at her as he walked by her, kicking the leg of her seat, and moved over to the kitchen counter next to his eldest sister, grabbing a plate of food. "Lissandra, Mother and Father went away already?" He asked and she nodded, still cooking more food. "Yes, they left really early this morning around five... another business trip." She explained. "Bring the ketchup here if you don't mind!" Shenzi yelled, interrupting the two. Lissandra handed Sion a bottle of ketchup as he went to the dining room table. He simply tossed the bottle at her when he sat down in his seat. "No need to be rude, geez." She snipped at her younger brother, causing a slight growl to escape Sion's lips. "Please, don't you two start... it's too much for this early in the morning..." Their second eldest sister, Rihana sighed as she was applying make up to her face. "...Why are you putting on make up at the table?" Sion questioned, seasoning the eggs on his plate before taking a bite out of them. He hacked it up a bit; too much salt on the eggs. "Because I did not get the chance to do so earlier since I have to be somewhere and Timoni needs the BMW to go grocery shopping and take Karrma to her school. Besides, a woman should look her best at all times regardless, especially with such a beautiful face like my own..." She said with a grin, slightly caressing her cheek as she stared in the mirror. "There isn't enough make up in the world to hide that face of yours..." Shenzi smirked, earning a glare from her sister. Lissandra brought two extra plates of food to the table as she sat down by her own. "Speaking of, where is-" She was cut off as Timoni, practically dragging the family's youngest member, ran through the kitchen in a hurry, charging straight to the fridge. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, we're going to be late!" She chanted, searching through the fridge for something. "Lissandra, where's Karrma's lunch?" She asked as she whipped her head around to look at her sister, a look of worry in her face. "It's... on the counter. Timoni you're not going to be late... there's no need to be in a blind panic...." Timoni immediately closed the door to the fridge and eyed the counter, spotting a lunch box. "Thanks! Sorry you had to make breakfast in my place!" She apologized as she snatched up the lunch box. "Rihana let's go! I don't want to be late!" Timoni said as she once again dragged their youngest sister out of the room, who didn't even get the chance to say a word. Rihana sighed. "Great, have to do this in the car, and I get stuck with the worry-wart. Just great." Rihana put away her tiny compact mirror and left her unfinished plate of food on the table. Sion continued to quietly eat his overly-salted eggs. His brother sitting right next to him, ignoring the antics of his younger siblings had lowered the newspaper to look down at Sion through the corner of his eyes. "...Aren't you late actually?" Mufasa stoically spoke aloud. Sion nodded once and continued to eat the eggs. There was a bit of silence between the two. "...Shouldn't you be leaving now then?" Mufasa asked. Sion shook his head, and coughed a bit from the salt on the eggs. "...And you don't see anything wrong with this scenario?" Mufasa continued. Sion shook his head, and began to nom on a piece of bacon. His elder brother groaned as he sat the paper down on the table. "Fine, I'll just drive you there myself then." "No, it's okay. By the time I get there, It'll be Gorzath's mortician and home ec session. I can skip a period, or a day." Sion said as he picked up another piece of bacon. Mufasa stood up and picked up his younger brother, slinging him over his shoulder. When Mufasa turned his back to the table, Sion was quickly able to snatch one more piece of bacon before he walked off. "Thanks for the meal Lissandra, even if the eggs were a bit runny." Sion thanked his sister, who groaned and sighed. Mufasa passed by the coat rack and grabbed his leather jacket, as well as Sion's tailcoat while Sion grabbed his brother's fedora and his own kangol; all the while still slung over his brother's shoulder. "God dammit... can't I just skip ONE day? I don't want to go....." 

And so, against his will, Sion's brother Mufasa threw him in his car and drove his younger brother to....

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