Can we please just talk about:

[quote=The Scotsman]
His parents were dead. Not getting kinky at a Motel 8
[/quote]

You're actually freaking hilarious, no joke.

EDIT:

[quote=Piqsy]
I'm going to ignore the hideous pun I could make with that last sentence.
[s]It totally wasn't about sugar content[/s]
[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing