Well, I was talking about first floor in general. Well let's just move from that, I don't have authority to say anything, and just pointed out it seemed over customised. The GM somewhat agree but let it pass. So let's move on. 

I was thinking for the joke quest
'Damsel in distress'
Pre-requisite - Male 
Higher level than the female

Activation - Running into a distressed looking female
- Take her hand
- Run away with her

Conditions - Both members must survive
- Members must reach a town
- Members are to become closer and at least know each others names
- Pledge to meet again

Rewards - 50 exp
- 100 col
- 1000 relationship points
- Wedding rings

Edit:
I was thinking essentially we would be split into two groups, one that stayed behind, and another that went ahead. Show the diversity of what happened in SAO a bit.

*Another gavel was thrown, while El_Tigre was matrix dodging the one to the head, the second was thrown into the crotch*