booksmusicanime said
Ky drew her katana. Her eyes focused on the man. Her baggy jacket rustled by her sudden movement
Sam saw the girl's katana. Shit, this girl had a sword too. This meal wasn't going to be easy. If he wanted fresh meat, it seemed he was gonna have to fight for it. He started to draw his katana, but stopped when he noticed the girl looked exactly like Oerba Dia Vanille from Final Fantasy XIII. He got confused for a few moments. Was he seeing things?
Suddenly, Sam's ass made weird diarrhea gurgling. He couldn't hold it in much longer. "Aw, dammit." He put his katana back. "Hold on a sec, will ya? Gotta take a shit." He started looking for a bathroom.