[Matt]

[b]"Yeah sure, let's take a bit of everything. Actually... here give me those supplies, I have an idea. "[/b] Matt grabs a roll of tape, scissors, a few meter sticks, and gets to work crafting a weapon. He holds two meter sticks together and spirals tape around them, securing them together. Before he reaches the end he sets the meat cleaver on top of the two sticks, setting the blade between the meter sticks. He then finishes taping the sticks together,wrapping over the cleaver but leaving the blade free to extend past to the other side. FInally, he tapes two long knives to the sides of the sticks, securing them as tightly as possible. When he was done, he has a tape wrapped 3.5 foot long weapon with 2 long knives extending forward at the end and a long edge of the cleaver extending down between them, forming a short shafted halberd of sorts. 

[b]"Haha check this out!" Not too bad for school supplies huh? What are you up to?"[/b] Matt swings the new weapon experimentally a few times, smiling at the deadly new weight and heft.