Since you actually pulled that idea off, Jelly, the construction of your statue will now commence. Though, it would have been funnier with the other one. xD You are accepted, I'll edit in the OP in a bit. 

Also, there are some people, not calling any names, that haven't gone into that much detail while writing, maybe even brushing off some important details and moving into something less, well, shocking, like the Hour of Reflection. If you people, who I am certain, will know who I am talking about, can go into a little more detail about things, then that'd be great. :D