The second Ditto, or rather Ditto2 or Number Two, had set out to enjoy life on Earth with the heroine known as Shock. After learning the English language and alphabet one of the first things Kilian Darukk did was read the files in the League database on his teammates. Shock was one of the more interesting legacy heroes in that her older brother had been a hero for around a decade now. Static, the guy on the Dakota City manhole cover. The two young heroes made their way into the forest to explore the large star shaped green area that consumed most of the center of the city.

"So I don't sound like a complete sook-up, I'm gonna go ahead now and say your brother is one of the coolest guys out there doing the hero thing..." Kilian2 said to Veronica and mispronouncing the word suck-up.

Veronica laughed. "Suck-up? But yeah, he is pretty cool. Not as cool as me though!" She winked and pulled out her pipe. "Way better than a manhole cover." 

"Did you really have to bring that thing? I mean, I can understand wanting to be prepaired, but you ARE in the presense of a Carggite triplicate with enhanced strength. I'd break some doomass in half before you had to beat them with that thing..." he said now trying to sound tough while also mispronouncing dumb-ass. 

"Very true." She stifled a giggle at his mispronounciation. "But, it's always fun to get a birds eye view."She winked and then hopped on, sideways. "Wanna ride?"

"I'm not too sure, V... it looks a lot smaller up close. I don't think I can balance on that..." he said kind of nervously at the large steel pipe with intricate piece on the ends.

"Is the mighty Carggite scared?" she laughed and did a quick lap around him. "C'mon, it'll be fun, I promise."

"On Cargg I rode on the backs of tusked sabre cats, one lap can't be that baaaaaaAAAAH!! he yelled after trying to hop on, taking the pipe a little hard in the crotch of his pants.

He quickly lost balance and fell off the side of the pipe while barely knocking Veronica off center. The Carggite had never taken such a sting in his crotch on his alien world. Kilian2 would not make the mistake twice, however he knew somewhere Kilian1/Ditto1 felt a low blow.

[b]Back at HQ, in the War Room...[/b]

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Ditto1 screamed to Ditto3's surprise in the middle of fighting Warp in close quarters.

"What happened, is it Warp or something with 2?" Ditto3 asked backhanding Warp through some debris.

"I think Shock just kicked Number 2 in his [alien dialect for balls]!" he began saying, "..but we're good, we can take this Earth clown..."

[B]Back in the forest of Star City...[/b]

Kilian2 picked himself and what was left of his pride off of the ground beneath him. The elegant sister of Static flew around on her pipe like a witch on a broom stick. But it wasn't a broom she was riding on and she was anything but a witch and Kilian2 just admired her for as many moments as he could before she caught him staring.

She was a little bit flustered when she caught him looking, so she hopped off her pipe. As she put it away, she awkwardly stared at the trees. "Hey, you know...anything worth doing doesn't come easy. Maybe we could try it again. You could use a lesson or two."She looked towards him now and smiled gently as she thought about how cute the alien was.

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