[s]1. People[/s]

1. Chronics Hypocrites
2. People who can't realize how loud they are
3. People who find out I have a thing about personal space and try to get closer to me to test it
4. When people [i]try[/i] to brown nose.
5. Smacking. Instantly turns me off my meal.
6. Incessant verbal pauses. Stop, think of what you want to say, then talk to me.
7. People talking/texting on the phone while in the car. If it's an emergency, pull off to the side. Don't endanger everyone else for your conversation.
8. Thinking you're above pain medicine and looking down on those who do take it. I will shank a bitch and then tell them they're above pain medicine. ... *coughs*
9. Feminazis.
10. People groaning when someone has a question

I should probably stop there