Though the merchant did see the fish coming for his cheek, he chose not to avoid it and to take the slap of his newfound darling. Though, when he was slapped, he fell back in an almost comedic way. He still held her but gently set her down, rubbing his cheek over his mask and letting out an impish giggle. 

"Love hurts, monami~
But I take this chance to 
Ask if you are free

I~~~
Gave ya' a start
Yet that ain't my harm
Ya' see girl you just stole my heart."

He lifted up his mask just enough to expose his lips, from which he blew her a kiss with his gloved hand. Then he reached his hand into his pocket inside his coat and dramatically removed.... A Hero of Time Bobblehead.

"BOBBLEHEADS."

He gave it to Felicia.

"For you it's free
Mon chere~"

And with that, the strange, masked rapper pulled his mask back down, leapt back over the counter, and brandished his craft to the gathered crowd. Though they were nervous, they did happen to like his Hero of Time paraphernalia. He was quickly selling them and a few other wares just standing around in front of the fish stand, of which for now he had forgotten his desire for fish.