[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Silly Irish. A tree might stand the tallest, but it's not his forest. I don't know where I'm going with that metaphor, but what I mean is that prepare your ass. It's been too long since I've felt your wood.
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I ROLLED A -1 FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE! THERE IS NO HOLE TO PENETRATE!