PUT A SPOILER ON YOUR SELFIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Also, now that I think of it, I have a hard time coming up with an ideal appearance. Weird.

Just don't be tall, short, or fat. Basically.

And don't have a gross face.

No gay hair.

Or gay pants.

Or those shitty Toms shoes.

dUDES WHERE TOMS HERE IT'S WEIRD