[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
I think you just have a fetish for high/pronounced cheekbones. I fit quite a few of the mentioned types, but that's really only because of the commonplace traits. I'm short/petite, brunette, with a passable figure. Really, that just described a lot of girls -- it's not necessarily that specific. (I could probably go out right now and find several other girls who fit that bill on this very street.) So, meh.
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I have high cheekbones!

They're just
Ya know

Under the chub.