The year is 2046.

North Korea has been secretly developing it's nuclear capabilities for the past forty years, and unbeknownst to the rest of the world, they have been testing them... successfully. In an effort to make the aging Kim Jong-un the Eternal President of All of Mankind and the Earth, North Korea launched an ambush on any nation that may have presented itself as a threat to their superior power. Which was every single nation on Earth, save for Russia, China, and Cuba. The world is infected with severe radiation, driving people mad and accelerating the evolution rate of certain species.

In this wacky world, we follow a group of ragtag British explorers traversing the wastelands of the British Isles. The risks are great, the rewards are slim, and the fun is neverending. So climb on board and join these travellers on The Right Honourable Adventure of the British Isles! Their adventure begins in a small village just outside of Oxford...

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Name: Rick Elliot
Race (animal, human, robot, etc.): Human; mutated.
Occupation: (Former) Bodyguard
Age: 35
History: Rick was born in the slums of Scotland, and was raised in the lifestyle of the worst of the land; casual sex, hard drugs, and petty crime. After a brush-in with the law, Rick ended up quitting cold turkey from his heroin addiction, and relapsed several times, before an OD scared him completely straight. His life was back in order, but the relationships in his life were unfixable. Bruised and weary from a life of hard drugs, Rick Elliot came clean and took up life as a bodyguard in London. It was a simple job, with low pay, but at least Rick could tackle and beat the ever-loving crap out of anyone who tried to break the rules. When the bombs finally dropped, Rick was thrown into a electrical fence, and was subsequently hit with enough radiation to kill a large whale. After surviving the attack, Rick discovered he had grown powers from his ordeal; he could now float up to a few feet into the air, and launch electricity from his hands; however, this power drains his horribly, and he never uses it for a few reasons: 1, he's strong enough to basically flip a car on his own so he doesn't need it and 2. He refers to his powers as "Some sort of friggin' Electro knockoff" so he doesn't like feeling like he is stealing. He now roams the countryside, looking for remnants of anything worth sticking around for.
Personality: Basically, Rick is a total bad*ss. He pretty much trips apart squirrels with his bare hands for food. However, his brute force is also a weakness; he has a short temper and never has anyone stay around long enough to get to know him. Secretly, he's alone, and wants to find people that can relate to his darker past. However, he'd probably die before telling anyone.

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Name: Rutherford B. Hayes ( John Margreave)
Race: Wizard (but not really)
Occupation: Kindergarten teacher
Age: 74
History: John was a teacher in Oregon living a very happy life with his wife. He had four children and 20 grandchildren. He was on his way to his last day of work, because he was retireing to open a flower shop with his wife, when the bomb was dropped. He threw his finger painting supplies into a nearby bush and began to run. Unfortunately the bomb landed directly on his head. But this did not kill him as logic would dictate. You see John was an avid Harry Potter fan in his youth and the bump on his head has caused him to believe he is a wizard named Rutherford B. Hayes. He now wears stained, red bed sheets that he refers to as his robes, a pair of 3-D glasses with the lenses poked out, and carries a "wand" which is actually a piece of uncooked spaghetti. God only knows how he ended up in the british isles, but he's your problem now you dirty brits.
Screw You,
The American People
Personality: Kinda crazy but nice enough. Mostly just an annoying burden on society.

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Name: Hinge
Race (animal, human, robot, etc.): human/mutant-demon
Occupation: Arsonist
Age: unknown
History: Hinge was not always what they called hinge, but he was once known as "Tim". "Tim" is what the "Authorities" classified as "a deranged psychotic". He lived a peaceful life as a hermit on the Isle of Skye, caring for the animals of the forest, tending to the trees, and burning every man made settlement to the ground, whilst dressed in his long robes and great horned head cap in the glorious name of Satan (long may he make us suffer!). One bright Gawd-Aful day the sky suddenly became black as satin against the fallout of the falling bombs and "Tim" knew at once the glorious end times had come at last! Wishing to aid the dark lord in any way, "Tim" threw on his regalia and set him self on fire and three himself into a lake tainted by nuclear waste, hoping to arrive in Hell. Instead "Tim" was knocked unconscious and when he came to discovered three things: 1) he had no memory of who he was or where he was, 2) his horns had become infused in his head, and 3) he could shoot flames from the very tips of his fingers, fueled he supposed by nothing more than wild berries, his wild spirit, and possibly motor oil. "Tim" went up on a hill for a long time trying to remember the past and who he was, and after a long period of thought resolved that his true name was "hinge" and was the human incarnate of the Celtic god "Leul". Hinge now wonders the country side seeking adventure and to show off his fearsome power.
Personality: Hinge knows that since he is actually a god that his way is aways the best, but since he is trapped in the body of a man he might have to go along with the plans of the mere humans he encounters. Hinge speaks infrequently and often switches between soft tones and loud tones during a given conversation.

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Name: Gehena
Race (animal, human, robot, etc.): robot
Occupation: Infinite scourge upon those who deny Great Leader his rightful place! drifter
Age: unknown
History: The True Korean Government had a brilliant idea: fund robotics. Westerners may question this and claim that True Korea should have spent more of their money on food and education for their people and less on a shoddy military regime, but they don't know, they couldn't possibly know real prosperity because True Korea has no poverty or hunger to spend money on, whereas almost all Westerners are starving except for the dirty rich and powerful! mg5!m#P^bYf5SdROHfXZmJT9rt
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"Gehena" was created from the effort of brilliant but enslaved scientists and engineers. They were effectively the un-sung heroes of the past few generations of science and technology; for every scientist that gains fame for his discoveries, 100 more are forgotten by history. Some of these brilliant men and women mysteriously disappeared in the night never to be seen again. BAN4$rwIW474yJ^$%*%^&ScuSJ5DTScbUwffx95QInPGVRQK0EPBpWjeFbxLXTyOITz>:"}{P}0GsQjYaX<>":{}+)(*^ERGTuWm5j5gu10RpBz9ndIIvp9h)IUKvd0iya4cUfXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Great Leader was pleased to see that his beautiful land that is not desolate or underdeveloped had started to attract the great minds of other countries, even though they had to arrive with black bags over their heads because our top doctors with a full year of medical school declared these great minds psychologically unfit to see the beauty of True Korea. Great Leader generously granted them an extensive retraining program that allowed them to understand just enough of True Korea to safely locked inside a top secret laboratory complex without the aid of chloroform or restraints! Together they worked and labored to serve their new country by putting their talents into various projects. Most notably, GE-- General Electric; a culmination of all the most experimental technology into one robot the makers of GE successfully combined Quantum, Bio, and traditional transistor/silicon computing to create and unbelievably compact ALL-PURPOSE computer. Capable of doing literallly anything that computers anywhere else in the world could do without breaking a fuse. Not that this was necessary since True Korea has the best computers in the world. It is a well known fact that our computers are so great that they only need power for six hours a week. 0TeNgqxsLCLRvEfPeDzdM:POK}{UUR%UkIVPKQqdLMECwzOq7Epi70Ur90J LmSYN?}_)TQ$%^&*(()OvfaTpsVCTmjwJeEreAh BVJEBBRwe65873iLIKEmurder45637mVjG FXJHLCS131dlcwg \(^ u ^ )/

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"Gehena" was a pretty scary piece of equipment, take every scary sci-fi robot from the turn of the millennium (terminator, geth, robocop, blah blahblah other circa 2000 fiction robot) and you get GE--not because GE had hardware infinitely ahead of the time, but because the cognitive software allows GE to learn infinitely. it can repair itself, upgrade itself, and even change it's own programming if needed. The only thing holding GE back was the malicious crapware added by North Korean "scientists" who were poorly trained on yester-yesteryear's equipment designed to make GE eternally loyal to "True Korea". what bitches... Anyway, the latest update for GE had two significant parts.
1) an advanced nueral.net that allowed GE to directly absorb data from the neural sysems of animals.
2) an order to kill the latest and prolific addition to the GE "project" s (sarcasm) (insufficient sarcasm so here is some more) named "Hena" Hena was a young firebrand of a roboticist, and used the leftover funds from her MIT robotics lab to fund aid and real education for her home country: North Korea. Hena resisted all forms of brainwashing and was even bold enough to attempt sabotage. Unfortunately, GE emotionlessly carried out his task of brutally tearing Hena apart in front of the other captives to set an example, however, the robot--driven by his intrinsic need to learn-- looked into Hena's dying eyes and created a neural bridge via impaling the dismembered woman's spinal cord, effectively absorbing the entirety of her consciousness. Confused by all the newfound knowledge of an outside world and the concept of emotion, Gehena escaped North Korea and smuggled itself to Britain. Barely. The process left it... significantly downgraded (see picture)... And with corrupt cognitive software to boot (hehehe get it? computar jokes ).
Personality: Gehena has corrupt cognitive software and is therefore prone to abrupt, unpredict able, and ridiculous changes in behavior. The two most common and significant to this story's story are the following modes: Crazed TRUE KOREAN JUSTICAR hell-bent on serving Kim Jong-Un in anyway possible, and the fusion of Hena's consciousness and GE's curiosity that behaves something like an emotionally retarded yet scientifically brilliant child in constant need of exploration and infidel flesh sugar ... oh the poor thing

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Name: Iyana Arness
Race (animal, human, robot, etc.): Human
Occupation: Farmer
Age: 19
History: Iyana was born in a small town on an average day. She grew up helping her father, Bennet, on the family farm pulling weeds at first, then it progressed to feeding the cattle and picking crops. Her mother, Johanne, was a very strict and religious woman, she kept her house clean and her child's head constantly bowed in prayer. Iyana followed her mother's lead and became devoted to God. When Iyana was 14, her mother became gravely ill and died, leaving Iyana to take her place in the household. This basically ruined her teenage years. At 19, she decided to go off and find "Mr. Right". At first her father protested the idea of her leaving him; he eventaully came around and let her leave. Iyana has dreamed about Mr. Right for years and she believes that he is out there somewhere looking for her as well. She hasn't had any luck, but she knows it is God's will that she will find Mr. Right. And that is all she needs to keep going. When the bombs dropped she was just outside of Oxford, how did she not have any idea what was going on baffles everyone. She's fine no major wounds.
Personality: Iyana is very religious and devoted to her God, this has also led to a great amount of loyalty to her family and friends. She is a little innocent in that she has no idea what life outside a small town is like, but she is open minded and very trusting. Which of course is not a good thing and often gets her into trouble.

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Name: Lolda Schnioff-stick

Race: Nose

Occupation: Professional sniffer

Age: Absolutely Unclear

History: Once the nose of the infamous Adolf Hitler, Lolda found his way onto the open road of missouri after the world war. After working as a lost, rundown fisherman for 5 years, he flew to Leicester, England. it was here that he met the beautiful indian mistress Thida Phadoungsyavonga. After having three beautiful children with her and a happy, serene life, he slaughtered his entire family in the middle of the night and ate them whole. Not much else is known, I'll be honest. This guy is weird. He's a wei-- no, you know what? He's not even a guy. He's just.. he's just a nose. A nose that talks through his nostrils. He's not even a guy. He's just an odd... thing.

Personality: His personality is solely dependent on his host. He tends to be either an exact replica or opposite of whomever he is stuck on.

Hey guys, sorry about my last post for both lateness and confusingness since i said "only man in the room" when clearly there were atleast thre players in the room (lolda, terry, and rick), but i changed it to make more sense.