True. XD Deciding between a tampered-stats Mega Houndoom (switch Atk and Sp.Atk), Mega Garchomp , tampered-stats Mega Tyranitar (switch Sp.Def and Speed) and Mega Lucario as the best fitting. XD Found two more Megas with huge differences between Atk and Sp.Atk. XD

Mira is closer to Mega Gengar or Mega Gardevoir, actually. XD

Andre, Jayden or Mira, I guess. XD You know, to cement their statuses as capable and badass. XD

I'd say tampered-stats Mega Houndoom or Mega Lucario. Dang, although Mega Garchomp works just as well.

Not sure about Jayden considering he's very defensive. Who knows when Jes will be back so maybe Andre then?

It's that hard to decide, I'm telling you, hehe. XD Mega Lucario actually has almost level Atk and Sp.Atk, but then, it's not as if its Atk is below...130 or something. XD They all work equally well, hehe. XD

Hey, Jayden should have something up his sleeve still. It's possible for both Jayden and Andre? XD Let's just see, hehe. XD

And...here's the sane set of the Game of Thrones parody. XD Andre is...very pretty and very convincing. XD

Oh look, a wild post appeared! :P

I always seem to mess up writing fight scenes, let me know if I did something wrong.

Dang, Atrum, those came out looking awesome. I like them all but if I had to pick a favorite, I'd go with Evie. Hah. Andre looks so natural. Also, you should just go with Mega Garchomp as he looks much more 'wild' than Mega Lucario who rather looks like a calculating fighter and stat-wise, I'd imagine he fits her more closely as well.

Post is good, Crim. Hah. Poor Jayden, man. He's tripping balls.

The fact he's wearing a long-sleeved dress only makes the fact that he's male harder to tell, hehe. XD Hehe...there's that 170 Attack, that's true! XD The other two on the other hand...are both canine hehe, hence my evident torn-ness. XD Then again, this is stat matching and not animal matching. XD

After looking at 600s...Cisrian actually fits Goodra best, stat pattern-wise. XD Weird, isn't it? XD Now, here's the list of Pokemon that share similar stat trends to the characters. XD

Andre: Jolteon/Latios/Mega Manectric
Selena: Milotic/Latias/Mega Venusaur
Dante: Lucario/Salamence or Genesect/Mega Charizard X
Jayden: Carracosta/Zygarde/Mega Scizor
Evie: Weavile/Garchomp/Mega Garchomp
Mira: Espeon/Shaymin-S/Mega Gengar
Cisrian: Drapion/Goodra/Mega Blastoise

DRK, Crim...why don't we give them exclusive Hold Items? Like give Cisrian a "Suspicious Syringe" that doubles the chance of inducing status conditions...and Selena gets a "Shining Tiara" that gives a 50% chance of lowering accuracy if Selena is hit by a physical attack. XD Of course they should be items that they do have or wear. XD No, not edible/consumable ones (I'm looking at you, vodka bottles), as that wouldn't be fair. XD

I can think of the movesets, hehe. Of course, not necessarily with competitive viability in mind, but rather...different factors. XD Give me a while. XD

Andre's exclusive item should be something that has a chance to induce infatuation when he hits them, and it can affect male and female opponents. xD I have no idea what that item would be though... Maybe a wig, or a dress or something. xD

Don't worry, clothing is perfectly fine, like the "dresses" in PMD. Andre's item should be a "Morganite Gown", it's pink of course (and dripping with jewels, hence the name). The effect is perfect! 50% chance of infatuation...works on Genderless too. XD Still trying to find a connection between Evie's hairbow (arguably her trademark item) and an effect that will make her physical attacks much more painful (Attack version of Speed Boost every 2 turns)...or a high Flinch chance, or an increased critical hit rate...or even a Rough Skin type of thing...it's just too implausible! XD Seriously, a hairbow...and that? XD

I'll need a few move suggestions too, hehe. So far...
Andre
Nature: Hasty
Type: Fire/Electric
Item: Morganite Gown (50% chance of infatuation regardless of gender or lack of it.)
HP: 65
Atk: 100
Def: 60
SpAtk: 110
SpD: 60
Spe: 135
- Wild Charge
- Flamethrower
- Aura Sphere
- Play Rough

Selena
Nature: Calm
Type: Water/Poison
Item: Shining Tiara (50% chance of lowering accuracy by 2 stages if hit by a physical attack.)
HP: 90
Atk: 55
Def: 90
SpA: 100
SpDef: 135
Spe: 60
- Hydro Pump
- Cosmic Power
- Toxic
- Moonlight

Evie
Nature: Naughty
Type: Ice/Dark
Item:
HP: 70
Atk: 135
Def: 70
Sp.Atk: 80
Sp.Def: 55
Speed: 120
- Icicle Crash
- Night Slash
- Shadow Claw
- ??? (Crunch? Close Combat? Something to do with anger? Water Shuriken?)

Jayden
Nature: Impish
Type: Water/Ground
Item:
HP: 90
Atk: 95
Def: 130
SpA: 50
SpDef: 80
Spe: 85
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Stealth Rock
- Iron Defense

Dante
Nature: Lonely
Type: Fire/Dark
Item: Chrome Tags (Attacks never miss.)
HP: 70
Atk: 120
Def: 70
SpA: 110
SpDef: 70
Spe: 90
- Night Burst
- Inferno
- Secret Sword
- Dragon Rush

Mira
Nature: Naive
Type: Grass/Electric
Item:
HP: 60
Atk: 80
Def: 60
SpAtk: 135
SpD: 70
Spe: 125
- Thunderbolt
- Petal Dance
- Hurricane
- Quiver Dance

Cisrian
Nature: Quiet
Type: Poison/Dark
Item: Suspicious Syringe (20% chance of inflicting a random status condition when executing a move.)
HP: 70
Atk: 80
Def: 120
Sp.Atk: 100
Sp.Def: 90
Spe: 70
- Nasty Plot
- Venoshock
- Toxic Spikes
- Shadow Ball

Should I switch Selena and Cisrian's Toxic/Toxic Spikes? XD Should Cis have an anger-themed Support move such as Grudge? XD

Maybe put Dark Pulse on Cissy. Just so Nasty Plot has a reason to be there? :P Also, why does Mira have Hurricane, and why does Andre have Focus Blast?

Outrage on Evie. :P

True, true...hehe. I might go for Venoshock...it suits Cisrian's nature more, plus Toxic Spikes inflicts Poison anyway. XD Mira has Hurricane because in most RPGs, Archers have a Wind affinity, and Mira is the closest thing on the gang to having a Wind affinity. Plus, MapleStory has a Ranger skill called Hurricane...so why not? Andre got Focus Blast because it seems to be a skill that fits a Leo. Plus, looks like it fires off a crossbow well...right? Now that I think about it...Aura Sphere also works well, considering that Andre's quite a sharpshooter. XD

Oh, come on! XD Outrage actually works, mind you. XD I'm torn between that (representing her awful temper), Crunch (a wolf-like move), Close Combat (Evie usually fights up close), Water Shuriken (because...it's the closest thing to her weapon, though there's Icicle Crash) or Stone Edge (also close enough to her weapon, similar to Icicle Crash). XD If we're using almost implausible types, Leaf Blade is an option. XD

Dante on the other hand...he doesn't go on rampages, so there's Dragon Claw, Megahorn (Dragon horns, mind you), Stone Edge, Dragon Pulse or Drill Run (He can pull it off...). XD Funny how the moves that kinda suit Selena and Jayden are the wrong types...Crabhammer is physical (of course, a reference to Cancer), and Muddy Water is Special. XD

Pokemon has a bunch of implausible items. How does a Scarf raise your Speed and lock you into one move? xD Dante's unique item would be those dog tags, What they would do, I have no idea. xD

Why not Dragon Rush for Dante? BTW, did you know Petal Blizzard is actually a physical move? xD I learned this hard way after my Florges in X was doing so little damage with it. xD All the Mud based moves are Special... Someone should get Play Rough. :P

I dunno, if the scarf was the type that ties around the head so tight that it squeezes the Pokemon's brain so that it only executes one move, and presses on the part of the brain that makes its Speed go up? I always saw it as some kind of bandana. Probably works the same way as a Choice Band, except silkier and more like a bandana/do-rag instead of a strip headband. XD It's not as bad as a hairbow though...seriously. Especially with the possible effects I listed above. XD

Yeah, Dante's would definitely be his dog tags. XD He's a focused guy, so it would have something to do with making his attacks always hit. XD You know, which would make Dragon Rush more plausible for him. XD Or maybe make him immune to physical status conditions...Sleep, Paralyze, Poison, Freeze and Burn (give him some sort of "soldier's body"). Not status conditions influencing the mind...there's no escaping that, mind you. XD

Petal Bizzard is physical? XD Shit. XD So Mira should get Petal Dance or something, hehe. XD Do you want Andre to get Play Rough...if it implies what I think it does? XD

Now explain Choice Specs. :P

Increaaing the accuracy of moves makes more sense. The second one sounds like it should be an ability... (Actually, it would be Shed Skin. Where they have a chance to heal from status each turn, instead of being outright immune.)

Yup. Grass type Surf is Physical. xD I'll never understand the logic there... I thought it was Special at first too. :/

It doesn't imply anything. xD I just want more Fairy type moves represented. :P Andre could have it though, lol. xD

I like the "soldier's body" idea for Dante. How about Inferno for his fourth attack? Also, I like Close Combat for Evie. So for held items, are we using Pokemon? Didn't realize there were dog tags in the game...unless there aren't and we're using stuff our characters would actually have in their persona. Heh. Bottle of Vodka for Evie, greatly raises attack but may cause confusion?

Choice Specs are glasses that are so weirdly-colored that they make you focus and squint a lot just to see...so they only make you think of using one move because of that...well, all that focusing would make your attack hit harder. XD

I think that "Soldier's Body" should be his Ability then! XD I always thought he was resistant to those types of Status Effects. XD Besides, Crim...he wouldn't be immune to Confusion and Infatuation....probably the two most annoying statuses. Well, with the decided effect of his dog tags (attacks always hit), Inferno wouldn't be an issue any longer, it will always hit. XD I'll replace Flare Blitz with Dragon Rush to make way for Inferno. XD

Yup, we're using items that our character usually has or wears. XD I told ya, no consumables. That wouldn't be fair, since these bottles aren't...bottomless. XD

You know, "Play Rough", with its animation (hearts), always struck me as some sort of rough sex/foreplay. XD

I had no idea that that's what Choice Specs were. Yes, abilities! "Soldier's Body" for Dante. Hm, what about Berserk for Evie? Increases Attack with physical attacks but after a certain amount causes confusion? Her Hold Item can be something that prevents confusion for a horribly broken system. Hah. But on the real, wha about something that can cause Freeze?

Hah! I'm sure Crimson's thought about it. Right, man? It is a little odd that they'd show hearts. Dang, now that you mention it, that's hilarious. Hah. Andres ability...should I? Nah, won't go there. Hah. You get my point, I'm sure.

I like that Soldier's Body thing, hehe...even if it pushes his class towards the Dragoon spectrum, it works! XD Well...he kinda is actually a Dragoon, with his affinity to Dragons...XD

Or an Attack version of Speed Boost, hehe. XD I'll call it...Lupine Rage...or Wolf's Fury. XD An item that would prevent confusion would have to be glasses of some sort or a blindfold...neither of which Evie has/wears. XD I've decided that her hold item either gives a 50% chance of flinch or increases critical hit ratio. XD Still trying to decide on what exactly the item is. XD Causing freeze would be...too Wizard-y? XD

Hehe, considering Andre's a flirt...I wouldn't be so surprised. XD What's your idea of Andre's ability anyway? XD You know I want to hear it. XD

In a sense, yes. He's an odd mix of Dragoon/Dark Knight, he's a Dragon Knight just not a Dragonite. Totally random but I hope Dragonite gets Dragonite-ite and turns into something slim, beast and blue.

I think Wolf's Fury sounds right, Lupine Rage is a little rougher on the tongue. what about a choker with skulls on it or spikes? You know, something intimidating that could make her foes flinch. Am I making sense? Spiked Choker! Yeah, now that you mention it, that does sound Wizard-y.

Hah. Oh, you know...something along the lines of 'Fun Time'. Inflicts infatuation, of course (among other things). Should probably stop. Hah. Crim's not even here to defend his character. Heh.

Hell, you can even throw in a bit of Assassin to the mix. Don't laugh, but it's actually Dante who has the focused, calculating personality often associated with the Assassin. XD Evie's class itself is a mixture, hehe...though she's a bit of an anomaly in terms of personality when it comes to Assassins. XD What do you say is her class mixture? XD

There's actually a very similar item on Mystery Dungeon...Houndour's Dark Choker, which actually inflicts Cringe status, hehe! XD Do we go with it or go for a different item type? XD Hehe, Evie is not mainly a Wizard, though in all fairness, the offensive characters and Cisrian have varying degrees of Black Mage influence. XD

Hey, it's all in good fun, hehe. XD Nobody's getting hurt. XD

That's a tough one but I see a mix of Barbarian/Rogue/Assassin/Black Mage all rolled into one, to tell you the truth, right? What do you think?

Oh really? I had no idea. It's been a while since I've played a PMD game. What other item types did you have in mind? I think the choker is a good candidate.

Hah. You're right, just a little fun we're having is all. Heh. xD