Neuron appeared in the universe, wearing his Star Trek uniform. "Oh come on," he screamed into the sky, hoping the SCE would hear him. I was halfway through the collected works of Shakespeare in one of those universes where the dark ages never happened and he grew up with 1980s tech. "It's Romeo and Juliet in space!" he sighed. [i]Well I guess I could have them ship my collection to me. Besides, it could be fun to work in a new universe. [/i]He could use the money to expand his action figure collection, and it was always nice to have a physical canvas to write his fanfics on.
He pulled out his tricorder (he was in his Star trek outfit after all) and looked over the map of the new universe. [i]What? One sun and one planet? Well, that pretty much rules out any form of alien invasion. Well maybe a parallel universe, but I'd have to fill out a permit for inter-dimensional travel by mortal beings, and that was just too much work. It could take longer than an episode to do it.[/i]
Skipping over the fact that this world didn't even have a southern polar ice cap (seriously? Extremely low budget world), he chose a decent sized continent just below the equator that wrapped around the edge of the map, and staked a claim. The fact that it connected to other land by only a small channel meant that he wouldn't have to worry about the other gods sending mortals to mess with him until he was ready. Also, the few islands to the northeast and east of the island, as he'd need a place to run a few experiments, and, as anyone who's seen Jurassic Park knows, you do your mad science on a remote island so that when things go wrong you can just nuke the place and start over. Of course, that leads to things like Gojira (Godzilla for all of you people who insist on using the American version of the creature's name), but he'll deal with that when the time comes. And as long as none of the other gods start making Kaiju, he wouldn't do it either, except maybe on one of his islands for entertainment, or to defend his house.
He went to the largest of the islands (just east of his land) and built his own version of the Batcave under one of the mountains. [i]I'll get around to building the watchtower later.[/i] He then called up the moving company and had them ship everything to him.