Welcome to my hometown folks, home to around 70'000 happy little peoples. Due to the recent natural manifestation of a medival king's wrath (AKA tropical storm Arthur for those of you who like to call things by their boring names) a whopping 50'000 of those residents are currently without power. I wish I were kidding when I say that people weren't already devolving into a feral society, but that's the world we live in. As a result of this outage, I'm without reliable internets for (by the power company's best estimate) who knows when? Leaving me with my trusty cellphone who has almost certainly earned a name by now, I'm leaning towards Cedric, to supply me with internets. Now while Cedric and I are a helluva team, writing a post is serious business, and Cedric is a bit of a pain in long winded messages...

 Much like this one. Been working on this bad boy for a solid hour.