[quote=MonsieurShade]
I see. *whispers to paddle* One day my precious, one day. *slowly tucks away paddle and acquires a bat* Let the merciless poundings of the flesh begin! And hell if I know gray, i'm just here to bludgeon shit until I either get tired, bored, or whatever i'm beating has been rendered to nothing but a wet stain on the floor.
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